Naked Couple Falls From Roof, Dies

johnnymk · 06-21-2007, 12:05 PM

Very Confusing...What happened here?

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13536541/d...406202007&ts=H

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Columbia police are investigating the deaths of a young couple found naked on a city street after apparently falling four stories from a rooftop.

Columbia Police Sergeant Florence McCants says the man and woman were in their early 20s. A cab driver found them about 5 o'clock this morning. They were pronounced dead at Palmetto Health Richland Hospital.

McCants says the preliminary investigation appears to show the couple died accidentally. She says there were no indications of foul play.

McCants says clothing was found on the roof.

Freelance Superhero · 06-21-2007, 12:09 PM

My guess would have to be a rooftop rendezvous gone wrong...

Markel · 06-21-2007, 01:22 PM

They fell head over heels for one another.

DarkFury · 06-21-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnymk

Very Confusing...What happened here?

Honestly JMK, it was quite OBVIOUS what was happening up there.

THE ROOF!!! THE ROOF!!! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!!

It's gettin' hot in here... so take off all your clothes...

But honestly, I hope they came before they went... must've been one hell of a climax. <THUD>

utcpal · 06-21-2007, 04:49 PM

they literally were reaching for heaven it seems

Napoleon54 · 06-21-2007, 04:55 PM

Who would've thought that a parachute was the kind of protection they were lacking! I guess if you gotta go, that's a pretty good way for it to happen.

06-21-2007, 12:05 PM	#1
johnnymk Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2000 Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA Posts: 13,621	Naked Couple Falls From Roof, Dies Very Confusing...What happened here? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13536541/d...406202007&ts=H COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Columbia police are investigating the deaths of a young couple found naked on a city street after apparently falling four stories from a rooftop. Columbia Police Sergeant Florence McCants says the man and woman were in their early 20s. A cab driver found them about 5 o'clock this morning. They were pronounced dead at Palmetto Health Richland Hospital. McCants says the preliminary investigation appears to show the couple died accidentally. She says there were no indications of foul play. McCants says clothing was found on the roof.

06-21-2007, 12:09 PM	#2
Freelance Superhero Optimus Prime Join Date: May 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 4,116	My guess would have to be a rooftop rendezvous gone wrong... __________________ "I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog

06-21-2007, 01:22 PM	#3
Markel Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 11,733	They fell head over heels for one another. __________________ stay low... keep moving...

06-21-2007, 04:55 PM	#6
Napoleon54 Vice Admiral Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: floating inside of a giant egg made of stars Posts: 4,861	Who would've thought that a parachute was the kind of protection they were lacking! I guess if you gotta go, that's a pretty good way for it to happen. __________________ There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal. - Friedrich Hayek

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utcpal Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 654	they literally were reaching for heaven it seems

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