07-23-2007, 01:45 PM
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not sure were to post this story to funny
unless its true .
but it sounds nuts 14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody  bullwinkle you lesson for my signal here . i go into Iran and send you back a report. Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage. "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services." Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic. Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander. Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past. http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7007906268
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07-23-2007, 02:38 PM
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07-23-2007, 03:14 PM
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They'll probably eat them once they are done with them. ugh.
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07-23-2007, 03:47 PM
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Hmmmmm......can't seem to locate that uranium enrichment facility.
 
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07-23-2007, 06:41 PM
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is this some kind of joke ?
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07-23-2007, 08:18 PM
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It was all a cover to deflect attention away from our IED-bearing rabbits. Little bunny bombs are currently hopping thier way toward Tehran.
This reminds me of the goat bombs (i.e. goats, rather than cars or trucks, laden with explosives) that were intercepted in Afghanistan a while back...
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07-23-2007, 08:57 PM
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Hey, if they can seed Cuban beaches with explosive shells?
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07-24-2007, 11:48 AM
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damn how did my NOC list get out???
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