02-04-2008, 06:11 AM
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(JOKE) - the Night Stand
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassure d. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery." 
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02-04-2008, 08:03 AM
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Rear Admiral Upper Half
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nasty! but amusing.
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02-04-2008, 08:55 AM
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Secretary of the Navy
 
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THE CRYING GAME!!!!
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02-04-2008, 08:56 AM
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Fleet Admiral
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OH!...I didn't expect that..bwhahaha
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02-04-2008, 09:03 PM
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Wow, funny you should tell this joke today. I was just talking about this very subject with some old friends on Saturday night, and it turned into quite a lengthy discussion. Didn't see the punchline coming either, btw.
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02-04-2008, 09:28 PM
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Rear Admiral Lower Half
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Gross but funny.
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