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Old 03-26-2008, 08:44 AM   #1
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Mammogram Reminder for the Ladies (AND SOME MEN) of G|A

Well ladies (and some of you dudes with Manboobs)..it's that time of year again to make sure you have your annual/biannual mammogram scheduled..IT IS A NECESSARY step in health management. I CANNOT STRESS THIS enough! Sometimes lumps/breast tissue variations cannot be discovered without mammography and with the new machines out today it is less painful and faster than ever..I had mine today and so far, the girls look fabulous~! Please girls..make your appointments today!
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:54 AM   #2
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You don't need manboobs to do a self check, guys!

My Papa J, my father's dad, survived breast cancer and he was rail thin!

Thank you for the reminder Obby!
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Old 03-26-2008, 09:02 AM   #3
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You're right Chrissy, they need not have a man rack to do a self check..should we remind them about prostate exams?? they too are ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
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Old 03-26-2008, 09:05 AM   #4
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ewww... "man rack"...

/shudders at the thought.
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:18 AM   #5
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You're right Chrissy, they need not have a man rack to do a self check..should we remind them about prostate exams?? they too are ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!

YES!

Early detection saved my dad! He had his prostate removed last Oct and as of last month and his tests, no cancer has returned!

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Old 03-26-2008, 05:47 PM   #6
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Well ladies (and some of you dudes with Manboobs)..it's that time of year again to make sure you have your annual/biannual mammogram scheduled..IT IS A NECESSARY step in health management. I CANNOT STRESS THIS enough! Sometimes lumps/breast tissue variations cannot be discovered without mammography and with the new machines out today it is less painful and faster than ever..I had mine today and so far, the girls look fabulous~! Please girls..make your appointments today!


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You don't need manboobs to do a self check, guys!

My Papa J, my father's dad, survived breast cancer and he was rail thin!

Thank you for the reminder Obby!


All Men have functional breast tissue. The man boobs are just fat on top of the breast tissue and don't change your risk of breast cancer, so ALL MEN IRRESPECTIVE OF BREAST SIZE HAVE THE SAME RISK OF BREAST CANCER. About 2000 men get invasive breast cancer a year so you should definitely get them checked out irrespective of size of boobies. Now, if you want to do them a favor and check the breast of some women also, you're more then welcome to.
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Thanks for the reminder

I just got my reminder in the mail. You are right on target!
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:47 PM   #8
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Ladies, if hasn't been said already,

thanks for the mammaries.
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and if by any chance you don't wanna do a self check...i am able and willing to check for you. free of charge...
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and if by any chance you don't wanna do a self check...i am able and willing to check for you. free of charge...

Ladies you can also call Cam and his merry band of 1-866-Ring-Cam operators.

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Old 03-27-2008, 08:50 PM   #11
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:46 AM   #12
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and if by any chance you don't wanna do a self check...i am able and willing to check for you. free of charge...
Cool. When can you come on by? It's been a while since I've done a self-check.
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:17 PM   #13
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and if by any chance you don't wanna do a self check...i am able and willing to check for you. free of charge...

That's great - my Dad needs to be checked over too, if you don't mind.
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