gear02

I'm starting a workout plan which is pretty cool but that means I have to go use the locker room at my gym, and I f*cking hate locker rooms. Why? Because there are a lot of men who think walking around a public locker room is the same as walking around their own private bathroom. Butt naked. Ewww. Like we really want to see your small dick.

Take for example this guy today. I'm putting on my shoes when this guy walks by me to get to his locker. Granted he's covered himself with a towel but when he gets to his locker he drops the towel. Now, imagine that you're this guy. You're butt naked in a public locker room with people around you. What's the first item of clothing you would put on? Underwear? Pants maybe?

This numbnut puts on his socks first.

Sigh.

DarkFury

I guess his feet were cold...

But yeah...I agree with ya. Why walk around waving it around and such (unless you are doin' it intentionally... and that's yet another matter. )

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johnnymk

The business and sports world survives because of guys who try to compensate for their small weinies.

Prngr44

Yeah, but you'd think they wouldn't want to go around flashing the little buggers all over the lockerroom.

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baggio248

I agree. If I can avoid locker rooms I will. I used to work at a gym and emptying towels, and restocking the locker rooms were the worst thing ever. Guys are pigs. I got so tired of guys leaving used towels, Q-Tips, and tissues on the floor. NO ONE wants to pick up your used stuff. Is it that hard? I also hate guys that would sit in or on a towel in a chair to watch tv. Put on some damn pants, nothing that important is going to happen. My list of rants go on forever, but my last one other than dropping towel right in front of you, is using the hair dryer to dry down there. I mean come freaking on! use a towel like the rest of the population.

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gwilks98

I feel the same way. I'm changing into shorts at the gym and there's a guy changing in my peripheral vision. I see this pink skin colored flapping motion out of the corner of my eye, so instinctively, I look over. The jackass is putting deodorant on his taint and his wang is flapping hard enough to make a sound.

And what a sound.

Here's my original post on the matter:
http://www.gotapex.com/suckage-not-s...good-days.html (Some days are just not good days)


At the YMCA that I used to go to, there was a projection tv in the locker room with 2 chairs. There was always some old naked man putting his old naked ass all over those chairs. Sick.

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ShawnLee

Eh - I don't so much mind the nakedness of locker rooms - I mean, better there than anywhere else at the gym, right?

No one wants to see excessive man-dangling or anything but if you can't walk around a locker room with a bit of liberty, then what? I think we need to get off of our overly-sensitive and perhaps slightly homophobic positions and be cool with what the locker room is, and don't be afraid of what it might be.

Though, I'm not in any way ecusing anything wrong like littering the floor with q-tips or blatant flaunting of nudity and stuff like that.

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cheapie

i got used to it at the gym i frequent.

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oblongmelon

omg I am laughing so hard at this post..I had never read the first post about your gym experience but I'm sorry I missed it..what a classic! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA