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After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.!
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the! machin e.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11.. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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smile or f-off

The Happy Squirrel

f'n lol

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Lion face / lemon face!

riskykougra

LOL.... funny though...I always seem to end up behind the person who drops their card on the ground then can't get the door open to pick it up. So they have to drive forward, all the while holding their hand up so you dont drive forward also, and retrieve their card or whatever else it is they dropped. Annoying but oh so funny.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Nija

According to Rosario Dawson's character in Clerk's 2...

There are times where it is ok to go ATM

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"Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

nate el bueno

at 19-21
so true!

The Happy Squirrel

He he LOL