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dont break wind in school !
An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus. The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas. Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class. http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D973UUHO0.html well don't pass gas if you go to school in florida anyway ![]()
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Junior High (middle school in some places) kids farting on the bus? Emergency! Call out tne National Guard! Must be a grumpy bus driver.
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i once had my 5th grade teacher call my parents after i farted in class. he didn't like when i told him it was a natrual bodily function...
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I recall having some problems my freshman year one day. Lucky for me, it was during my biology class and we were in a science classroom. The teacher concluded that there must have been some experiments involving sulfur the period before, so we promptly switched classes. I held it in after that
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Oh boy, that reminds me of my bio class... And they blamed it on each other...
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Man, it is a good thing that I did not have that bus driver driving my bus!
I would have never made it through HS or GS. |
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wow! absoutly rediculous!
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sounds like that kid had horrible substances coming from his azz!
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