04-04-2009, 07:16 PM
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At least he tried?
Ha! Do they not have sperm banks in Germany?
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04-04-2009, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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oh man... that's bad
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04-04-2009, 08:51 PM
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I see Jerry Springer could branch out internationally. I don't know which of the 4 is most indecent.
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04-04-2009, 09:41 PM
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That's awesome. If this is real.. and no one thought to check before hand.. hummm/.
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04-04-2009, 11:58 PM
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There was a movie like this (minus the hired hand) but the name is escaping me.
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04-05-2009, 12:16 AM
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Secretary of the Navy
 
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Wow... actually paying someone to have sex with your wife.
Now that's a new twist. Yeah... he did it JUST for the money. Right... 
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04-05-2009, 01:25 PM
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Spawn of Markel
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"Chaos Theory"...that was the name of the movie. Good grief, that was bugging me to death! I finally just googled a couple of key words and found it.
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04-05-2009, 10:19 PM
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this is awesome, since i am right in the middle of a contract law class. lol
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04-05-2009, 11:59 PM
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Secretary of the Navy
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honestly, dude should just refund the money...
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04-06-2009, 12:56 AM
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Seriously, how does the dude have the balls to actually charge for his services? You'd think service would be it's own reward.
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04-06-2009, 06:48 AM
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Secretary of the Navy
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04-06-2009, 04:43 PM
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Maybe it is the wife who is making everyone sterile? "It was working before!"
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04-06-2009, 09:15 PM
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This sounds like one of those mad magazine sections "You're a winner and a loser when..."
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04-07-2009, 03:55 PM
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Maybe she isn't very attractive... |
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04-07-2009, 05:16 PM
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Well 72 tries for $2500 makes him a pretty cheap gigolo. For < $35/pop, I'd hope she's not too bad. |
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04-08-2009, 08:46 AM
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04-08-2009, 08:41 PM
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an ass thrusting machine? |
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04-08-2009, 09:08 PM
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Secretary of the Navy
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04-08-2009, 10:58 PM
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it would suck for the neighbor having sex with the wife not get the money AND finding out his kids aren't his.
just for the sake of finding out the kids aren't his would i give the money to the neighbor in sympathy.
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04-08-2009, 11:03 PM
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Hmmm...maybe that's why she never got preggers...
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