Why must the seat stay down? - Page 2

Jihforce · 11-13-2001, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigJon

I wonder if women actually DO fall in as much as they complain about, are they just exaggerating because they like to get on our case? QUESTION TO ALL: How many times has any of you fallen into a toilet?

Keep in mind that some women's booties are smaller than ours and are fully capable of flushing themselves down the toilet

jujubees · 11-13-2001, 11:04 AM

And don't forget, we don't have that extra layer of fur to cushion us.

We just get cold porcelain. *brrrr*

shmosely · 11-13-2001, 10:41 PM

When you see the seat is down just urinate all over it and don't clean it up. When your woman finds the other "surprise" when she sits down, just tell her since she wants it down you'll leave it down

. After that she'll probably keep quiet about it.

Disclaimer: I've never tried this, but I've never needed to post to a forum about this issue, so maybe for those that do it is a solution.

BigJon · 11-14-2001, 05:28 AM

Good idea!

Jihforce · 11-14-2001, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shmosely
When you see the seat is down just urinate all over it and don't clean it up. When your woman finds the other "surprise" when she sits down, just tell her since she wants it down you'll leave it down . After that she'll probably keep quiet about it.

Disclaimer: I've never tried this, but I've never needed to post to a forum about this issue, so maybe for those that do it is a solution.

Haahaa, that'll probable keep you a single man for a long long time. haahaa

attgig · 11-14-2001, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ucbstan
well, to all you women, you can't complain that you could fall in cause I'm a guy and I do too sometimes. I live alone and sometimes when I go to take a dump at night I'm too tired to check whether the seat is up or down and I end up sitting on the porcelain. I don't understand how you could ever fall in though. The moment my flesh touches the freezing cold rim, my body naturally jolts up and I find myself hanging from the shower curtains... It's not like women are the only ones who actually SIT at the toilet. We're all in danger of the "rude awakening." Just look twice.

LOL! that made me laugh..

Quote:

Originally posted by jujubees
And don't forget, we don't have that extra layer of fur to cushion us. We just get cold porcelain. *brrrr*

THAT'S NASTY!!!!
I don't got a hairy butt, do u???

Nija · 11-16-2001, 03:17 AM

most ppl I know have butt hair...

Speedfreak · 11-17-2001, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ucbstan
well, to all you women, you can't complain that you could fall in cause I'm a guy and I do too sometimes. I live alone and sometimes when I go to take a dump at night I'm too tired to check whether the seat is up or down and I end up sitting on the porcelain. I don't understand how you could ever fall in though. The moment my flesh touches the freezing cold rim, my body naturally jolts up and I find myself hanging from the shower curtains... It's not like women are the only ones who actually SIT at the toilet. We're all in danger of the "rude awakening." Just look twice.

Man, you gotta WAKE UP before you go and unload your stickpile. It's like driving drunk, you just don't do it. *SMACK* What's wrong with you?

Apex · 11-18-2001, 06:11 PM

Along the same line (though at a bit of a tangent), anyone ever go over to an all girls house and the toilet seat is semi-permanently rusted in the down position?

SilverKJ · 11-18-2001, 08:04 PM

i don't really see why the big fuss...
it takes like an extra second to put the seat up or down....

and we all wash our hands before leaving the bathroom anyway right?....
so touching the seat shouldnt matter....

Cheesypuff · 11-18-2001, 08:57 PM

This is just way to funny...I love being a guy

Nija · 11-18-2001, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverKJ
i don't really see why the big fuss...
it takes like an extra second to put the seat up or down....

and we all wash our hands before leaving the bathroom anyway right?....
so touching the seat shouldnt matter....

depends on what it looks like... i never touch public toliet tho... period.. i'll hold my...number 2 if i have to...

in public... i wash myhands, leave the water running while i dry my hands, then turn off the water with the paper towel, and open the door the paper towel, then i hold the door open with my foot while i dispose of the towel... there are those that' don't wash...

The Navigator · 11-28-2001, 10:59 AM

Let me define that for you landlubbers...head = lavatory = bathroom = latrine = little ____'s room, etc. What the hell is the deal concerning the lid/seat. All my life I have listened to females complain about males leaving the seat up. I am sure that all of you are familiar with this particular line of nagging according to this thread. I am one of those that has always put both the seat and lid down when finished. I am a yacht captain by license, and have spent many years out at sea. Out there, everybody must lower both or the ships movement will do so with a loud obnoxious bang. Recently, my wife complained about me 'closing the toilet'! What the 'f' is up with that?!? I call it f'n laziness. The main complaint seems to be that women feel it is important that we are concerned with what happens when they do not look before slapping their asses down to do their duty. It's not my responsibility to make sure they are comfortable as they evacuate their systems. I don't get to just run into the head, whip it out, and just start whizzing away in the dark, thinking that my wife conveniently left the seat up for me. No, I have to turn on the light and be concious of my actions. Sure, I have to exercise certain cautions to prevent messes, just the same as females should excercise caution to prevent falling in, messing their bums on the cold wet porcelin, or peeing on the lid. I can't help feeling this way, seeing that women have been struggling for 'equality' for years, yet they cannot go to the bathroom without some kind of preexisting condition that aids them in having a pleasant experience while they do what all of us naturally have to do.

Possible Solutions suggested by a friend:

1) To prevent a wet seat : Get a picture of your wife with the annoying face she seems to give when those words, 'what have I told you about the toilet...?' come out of her mouth, stick it just above the water level in the bowl and one problems solved...

2) Seat up or down?: Go to the local scrap yard and find a car windscreen wiper motor which still works, set it to the slowest mode and attach it to the side of the lav and the seat... then it will be up and down all the time. Best of both world but make sure the motors turned off in the appropriat postion or a sore back will occur.

3)Darkness...: I think a glow in the dark seat would be a logical solution for this. In the dark, the women can sit on the glowing ring, or put it down if the rings vertical, and the men can pee when its up or lift it when its down... no need for lights.

4) Women falling down the lav: Well... what can i say... spread your legs! It's not hard for most girls I went to school with. Seriously (how can I be serious?) you should be perched in such a way that you wont hit the edge of the seat and have urine rebounding back up your ass. Or buy a smaller seat...

curly · 12-16-2001, 05:04 PM

it's happened to me a few times.. . I remember those dread days when i use to fall in as a kid, feeling that COLD water hitting my bum. And sit there wondering why the seat was up. Now i check before i sit.

All in all, both parties should be held responsible.

omg.. this thread is hilarious..

I laughed so hard i nearly wet my self...

Speedfreak · 12-27-2001, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by curly
I laughed so hard i nearly wet my self...

Wow, without falling in, huh?

11-13-2001, 11:04 AM	#32
jujubees Rear Admiral Lower Half Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Californication Posts: 2,060	And don't forget, we don't have that extra layer of fur to cushion us. We just get cold porcelain. brrrr __________________ You could have it all My empire of dirt

11-14-2001, 05:28 AM	#34
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	Good idea! __________________

11-16-2001, 03:17 AM	#37
Nija Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2001 Location: City of The Dead Posts: 13,552	most ppl I know have butt hair... __________________ "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

11-18-2001, 08:04 PM	#40
SilverKJ Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: cambridge, mass Posts: 89	i don't really see why the big fuss... it takes like an extra second to put the seat up or down.... and we all wash our hands before leaving the bathroom anyway right?.... so touching the seat shouldnt matter.... __________________ <\|~ poor lil' ole meeh? ~\|>

11-18-2001, 08:57 PM	#41
Cheesypuff Vice Admiral Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Cali, but missing Hong Kong and Texas Posts: 4,782	This is just way to funny...I love being a guy __________________ Life is like toilet paper, long and useful! The stars at night, are big and bright clap 4x deep in the heart of TEXAS!

11-13-2001, 10:41 PM	#33
shmosely Lieutenant Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 200	When you see the seat is down just urinate all over it and don't clean it up. When your woman finds the other "surprise" when she sits down, just tell her since she wants it down you'll leave it down . After that she'll probably keep quiet about it. Disclaimer: I've never tried this, but I've never needed to post to a forum about this issue, so maybe for those that do it is a solution.

11-18-2001, 06:11 PM	#39
Apex Can you hear me now? Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Here Posts: 5,506	Along the same line (though at a bit of a tangent), anyone ever go over to an all girls house and the toilet seat is semi-permanently rusted in the down position?

11-28-2001, 10:59 AM	#43
The Navigator Ensign Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 10	Using your head! Let me define that for you landlubbers...head = lavatory = bathroom = latrine = little ____'s room, etc. What the hell is the deal concerning the lid/seat. All my life I have listened to females complain about males leaving the seat up. I am sure that all of you are familiar with this particular line of nagging according to this thread. I am one of those that has always put both the seat and lid down when finished. I am a yacht captain by license, and have spent many years out at sea. Out there, everybody must lower both or the ships movement will do so with a loud obnoxious bang. Recently, my wife complained about me 'closing the toilet'! What the 'f' is up with that?!? I call it f'n laziness. The main complaint seems to be that women feel it is important that we are concerned with what happens when they do not look before slapping their asses down to do their duty. It's not my responsibility to make sure they are comfortable as they evacuate their systems. I don't get to just run into the head, whip it out, and just start whizzing away in the dark, thinking that my wife conveniently left the seat up for me. No, I have to turn on the light and be concious of my actions. Sure, I have to exercise certain cautions to prevent messes, just the same as females should excercise caution to prevent falling in, messing their bums on the cold wet porcelin, or peeing on the lid. I can't help feeling this way, seeing that women have been struggling for 'equality' for years, yet they cannot go to the bathroom without some kind of preexisting condition that aids them in having a pleasant experience while they do what all of us naturally have to do. Possible Solutions suggested by a friend: 1) To prevent a wet seat : Get a picture of your wife with the annoying face she seems to give when those words, 'what have I told you about the toilet...?' come out of her mouth, stick it just above the water level in the bowl and one problems solved... 2) Seat up or down?: Go to the local scrap yard and find a car windscreen wiper motor which still works, set it to the slowest mode and attach it to the side of the lav and the seat... then it will be up and down all the time. Best of both world but make sure the motors turned off in the appropriat postion or a sore back will occur. 3)Darkness...: I think a glow in the dark seat would be a logical solution for this. In the dark, the women can sit on the glowing ring, or put it down if the rings vertical, and the men can pee when its up or lift it when its down... no need for lights. 4) Women falling down the lav: Well... what can i say... spread your legs! It's not hard for most girls I went to school with. Seriously (how can I be serious?) you should be perched in such a way that you wont hit the edge of the seat and have urine rebounding back up your ass. Or buy a smaller seat...

12-16-2001, 05:04 PM	#44
curly Ensign Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New York City Posts: 11	it's happened to me a few times.. . I remember those dread days when i use to fall in as a kid, feeling that COLD water hitting my bum. And sit there wondering why the seat was up. Now i check before i sit. All in all, both parties should be held responsible. omg.. this thread is hilarious.. I laughed so hard i nearly wet my self... Last edited by curly : 12-16-2001 at 05:07 PM.

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