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recipe for making love
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4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana DIRECTIONS : 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. NOTES: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. |
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03-31-2003, 10:35 AM
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Re: recipe for making love
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03-31-2003, 10:46 AM
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omg. i can't tell if that's terrible or awesome. lol.
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03-31-2003, 11:17 AM
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hahahaha that's great!
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03-31-2003, 12:45 PM
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You forgot to add the midget and the motor oil!!!
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03-31-2003, 01:04 PM
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Note: To neutralize the ill effects of any foul smelling or off color ingredients, marinate ingredients in one-fifth of any of the following: vodka, rum, whiskey or tequila.
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03-31-2003, 03:36 PM
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that was pretty funny....
make sure you don't leave it in overnight  |
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03-31-2003, 03:39 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
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maybe we should send this recipe around for everyone's homework (I've Figured out why everyone is so confrontational)
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04-01-2003, 01:06 AM
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I thought only guys were allowed to tell such jokes
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04-01-2003, 01:28 AM
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shouldn't oven mitts be used to avoid cake from rising?
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04-08-2003, 09:19 PM
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omg this is almost as old as me!
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04-11-2003, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
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04-11-2003, 10:40 AM
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Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff
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quick on the draw is ok as long as there are other rounds to shoot
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04-11-2003, 11:18 PM
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question: Should you leave the banana covered...or peel it first??
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04-12-2003, 12:59 AM
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ouch! but then again, there are some religions that require you to peel the banana. it's more "kosher". |
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