Endless arguments

sbp · 04-20-2003, 01:55 AM

And you thought you had it bad? Check out this website: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

btw put your mouse cursor over the chicks picture.

speedracer120 · 04-20-2003, 02:17 AM

I have not the time to read it all. OMG. I would die with a wife/girlfriend like that.

I think that guy should get a copy of a verse from Proverbs. Proverbs 21
9 Better to live on a corner of the roof
than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.

mcs328 · 04-20-2003, 10:00 AM

yes...a lot of crap to read thru. Although I can understand that part where she finds him wearing her panties. That's a bit...odd.

Merlin · 04-20-2003, 10:41 AM

An English dude gets hitched to a German chick! What the hell did you expect? Bliss?

Hell, I'm not even sure this union is even legal.

Jenny · 04-20-2003, 02:11 PM

I am rolling here. I like this part best:

"Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'"
and
"Margret thinks I'm vain because... I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom - our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn - Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.'
'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house."

GraingerGuy · 04-20-2003, 04:30 PM

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When Margret used to go shopping and she'd see, for example, a pair of jeans in a department store, do you know what she used to do? Try them on. I think you're all with me here, but just for anyone who's joined us late, I don't mean she'd go to the changing rooms and try them on. That would be a preposterous idea wouldn't it? No, she'd just get undressed there in the middle of the sales floor to try them on. It took me some considerable time to persuade her that this wasn't normal behaviour in Britain, despite what she might have seen on Benny Hill. Even then, she only stopped - amid much eye-rolling and, 'You and your silly social conventions,' head shaking - to humour me.

But yeah...I'm agreed with mcs328, wearing her panties is a bit wierd....

Grimm · 04-22-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by GraingerGuy

But yeah...I'm agreed with mcs328, wearing her panties is a bit wierd....

He's a Brit... what do you expect?

angl2b · 04-24-2003, 04:53 PM

ROFLMAO....

I love the one where she left him a plant in the shower.. the one with her changing in the store and not a dressing room is weird...but so is the one when he gets caught wearing her underwear

mcs328 · 04-25-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by DarkFury
Honestly, I can sympathize with that guy... Livin' with women can be hard sometimes... (Ok.. forget that... it's hard MOST of the time. )

I feel your pain :cry2:
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I'm kidding honey

angl2b · 04-25-2003, 11:40 PM

:sure: Hmph

love you too

Lolita · 04-28-2003, 09:14 AM

I love that guy, i found that website about a year ago and felt much better about the fights in my relationship

cheapie · 04-28-2003, 10:39 AM

why in the eff are they together? you should only be with someone you like and get along with! you should be better together than you are apart. this is ridiculous. he's as much at fault for enabling her behavior as she is for doing it.

guiseppewv · 04-28-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
why in the eff are they together? you should only be with someone you like and get along with! you should be better together than you are apart. this is ridiculous. he's as much at fault for enabling her behavior as she is for doing it.

Holy $hit. That was some of the most awful $hit I have ever heard of. It makes even the worst of my relationships seem like a walk in the park.

Lolita · 04-28-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
why in the eff are they together? you should only be with someone you like and get along with! you should be better together than you are apart. this is ridiculous. he's as much at fault for enabling her behavior as she is for doing it.

From the FAQ section

"Are you happy?

Yes, thanks. Hugely happy. Both Margret and I are really quite sickeningly happy together and the kids are so well-adjusted it actually frightens me.
The fact of all this, our being happy, appears to really, really piss some people off."

So I guess all their problems aren't a big deal to them.

04-20-2003, 01:55 AM	#1
sbp Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 11,037	Endless arguments And you thought you had it bad? Check out this website: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ btw put your mouse cursor over the chicks picture.

04-20-2003, 10:00 AM	#3
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	yes...a lot of crap to read thru. Although I can understand that part where she finds him wearing her panties. That's a bit...odd. __________________

04-20-2003, 10:41 AM	#4
Merlin Admiral Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Square On My Arse Posts: 7,410	An English dude gets hitched to a German chick! What the hell did you expect? Bliss? Hell, I'm not even sure this union is even legal. __________________

04-24-2003, 04:53 PM	#8
angl2b Overstock junkie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: wherever mcs resides :) Posts: 920	ROFLMAO.... I love the one where she left him a plant in the shower.. the one with her changing in the store and not a dressing room is weird...but so is the one when he gets caught wearing her underwear __________________ Love is something that is not expected but given freely-when received it touches you in a way it makes you cry...

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04-20-2003, 02:17 AM	#2
speedracer120 Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: HB,CA/PA Posts: 3,437	I have not the time to read it all. OMG. I would die with a wife/girlfriend like that. I think that guy should get a copy of a verse from Proverbs. Proverbs 21 9 Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.

04-20-2003, 02:11 PM	#5
Jenny Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Kansas City area Posts: 10,947	I am rolling here. I like this part best: "Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'" and "Margret thinks I'm vain because... I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom - our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn - Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.' 'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house."

04-25-2003, 11:40 PM	#10
angl2b Overstock junkie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: wherever mcs resides :) Posts: 920	:sure: Hmph love you too

04-28-2003, 09:14 AM	#11
Lolita Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New York Posts: 863	I love that guy, i found that website about a year ago and felt much better about the fights in my relationship

04-28-2003, 10:39 AM	#12
cheapie Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: raising my pimp hand strong Posts: 13,038	why in the eff are they together? you should only be with someone you like and get along with! you should be better together than you are apart. this is ridiculous. he's as much at fault for enabling her behavior as she is for doing it.

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