Starts with "F", ends in "uck"

nickel · 04-22-2003, 07:08 PM

Firetruck.

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little
red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a
closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The
fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think he could pull
more." The little girl replied: "You're probably
right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

speedracer120 · 04-22-2003, 07:49 PM

ROFLMAO. HAHAHAHAHAA. OMG that's great imagery.

guiseppewv · 04-23-2003, 08:58 AM

An oldie but a goodie.

Momma Kitty · 04-23-2003, 11:51 PM

That is a good one!!

guiseppewv · 04-24-2003, 08:58 AM

NB,

I guess someone was trying to be cool like you and copied your thread and title:
http://www.nissantalk.com/forum/show...threadid=98175

nickel · 04-24-2003, 11:52 AM

lol

that's cuz we both are stealing from CJ

guiseppewv · 04-25-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickelback
lol

that's cuz we both are stealing from CJ

CJ? To think I thought you were pretty witty for coming up with this thread.

04-22-2003, 07:08 PM	#1
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	Starts with "F", ends in "uck" Firetruck. A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more." The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren." __________________ click me

04-23-2003, 08:58 AM	#3
guiseppewv Admiral Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: East coast Posts: 7,116	Re: Starts with "F", ends in "uck" An oldie but a goodie.

04-23-2003, 11:51 PM	#4
Momma Kitty Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Corvallis, OR Posts: 122	That is a good one!! __________________ And then...no and then...and then...NO AND THEN...and theeeeen...

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04-22-2003, 07:49 PM	#2
speedracer120 Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: HB,CA/PA Posts: 3,437	ROFLMAO. HAHAHAHAHAA. OMG that's great imagery.

04-24-2003, 08:58 AM	#5
guiseppewv Admiral Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: East coast Posts: 7,116	NB, I guess someone was trying to be cool like you and copied your thread and title: http://www.nissantalk.com/forum/show...threadid=98175

04-24-2003, 11:52 AM	#6
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	lol that's cuz we both are stealing from CJ

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