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9 | 12.00% |
| she rocks! |
  
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3 | 4.00% |
| m'be she couldn't help it |
  
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5 | 6.67% |
| it's ok, as long as it's infrequent |
  
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| body's gotta do what a body's gotta do |
  
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26 | 34.67% |
| if i fart around her then she should be able to do the same |
  
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14 | 18.67% |
| farts are hilarious |
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9 | 12.00% |
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04-25-2003, 04:25 PM
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what do you think of a girl who farts?
c'mon everyone has an opinion on this one
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04-25-2003, 05:28 PM
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I don't think I've ever caught a girl farting. Except my Mom. And she was on some funky medication at the time, so she's excused
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04-25-2003, 06:06 PM
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ya, my mom let one rip too. was really loud. she turned around and blamed me. she didn't find it funny when i said, "you're blming me? can't you feel the shockwaves rippling through your fat? I'm serious, i can see your body jiggling all over."
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04-25-2003, 06:24 PM
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lol. my mom always blames either my brother or me. |
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04-25-2003, 06:32 PM
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Eh. It happens. All that is needed is a polite "Excuse me". This goes for guys too - I've never understood why bodily functions are considered funny by so many people.
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04-25-2003, 07:04 PM
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04-25-2003, 07:23 PM
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girls fart?
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04-25-2003, 07:47 PM
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Of course. Their farts smell like potpurri. |
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04-25-2003, 07:50 PM
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My g/f farts, and it sure as hell doens't smell like roses. That's why I like her, she's not afraid to be herself. She burps too.
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04-25-2003, 09:29 PM
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04-26-2003, 07:39 AM
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Girls dont fart
They flattulate
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04-26-2003, 05:32 PM
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Dang..there are times that I think that nicleback might be a guy: The way she is obsessed with sex, body parts and "pooting".
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Re: Re: Girls dont fart
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 thats good stuff.eh... i think its ok if its everynow and then. the thought of a girl takin a dump kinda makes me uncomfortable  but the fart thing, i guess its ok if she doesnt do it like every 5 minutes.
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04-27-2003, 08:35 PM
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A friend of mine told me once that girls don't fart...they fluff.
 So now we have three or four things that girls do instead of fart.
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04-28-2003, 12:19 AM
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aww man... so far i'm the only one that thinks farts are hilarious! I don't mind them unless they stink. Although, chances are if a girl farts in front of you it's gonna cause she's probably been holding it in all day.
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04-28-2003, 07:12 AM
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Nope, I think they are hilarious too. So what if a girl farts. |
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04-28-2003, 09:43 AM
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04-28-2003, 10:41 AM
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nope, i am as female as they come. i have a lot of guy friends who i hang with. probably because i am one of the few females who they have a lot of common interests with. funny thing tho, i have had to call three guys from online just to "prove" i was female. |
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04-28-2003, 10:59 AM
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You're a "guy's girl" not a "girly girl". |
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04-28-2003, 12:53 PM
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i have no problem with a girl letting one rip (in the right context), or a little polite fart (in more formal circumstances).
a body's gotta do what a body's gotta do |
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04-28-2003, 01:24 PM
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I like both types: "guy's girls" and "girly girls". I am not too fond of "girly guys", though. |
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04-28-2003, 08:39 PM
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The one time I let one go, Burzhui doesn't let me live it down. He still reminds me of it one year later. True, it was a "silent but deadly" one and it was in the car BUT I had a horrible stomachache and I warned him first!!
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04-28-2003, 10:06 PM
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the only reason we tease my g/f about that.. is well.. she cleared a entire room full of people.... so yeah, she doesn't get to live it down until NEXT thanksgiving (i wanna see if she can clear out 2 rooms )You should have cracked the window or sumthin...  |
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04-28-2003, 10:49 PM
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If you've got to fart what are you supposed to do? My GF is always mad at me whenever I let one go, so I've taken to quoting Cartman.
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry! Next time I'll just ask my fart nicely if it wouldn't mind staying tucked away for a while! |
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04-28-2003, 11:02 PM
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contrary to being the thread starter, i'm not a big farter.
sh*t, that even rhymed. but if a body has to do it, a body has to do it. |
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10-17-2005, 03:05 PM
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Oh man, I saw a "guest" viewing this and I had to break out the golden shovel!
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no wonder!! ...i looked at the date ...and thought ...."wow! Airencracken is a little behind over here ....!" 
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i was gonna say... wtf was so important about this thread that it had to be brought back...
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