Best way to be hit on or do the hitting...

baggio248 · 06-06-2003, 10:47 PM

So a group of us were discussing what are some of our favorite ways to, and be hit on. The group consists of girls and guys. We had alot of different ones. Some that were nice, sweet, funny and other that could probably land you in jail. So we'd be interested in hearing from both sexes on this matter from people outside of our group.

Cheesypuff · 06-07-2003, 11:51 AM

here is my way to get my arm around a girl!!!

follow my instruction exactly!!

1. say "here, I'll tell you a story"
2. Start off by touching your finger to her sholder and say "There's a monkey here"
3. And touch her other sholder with your other hand, and say "There is also a monkey here"
4. And end by saying, "Ahhh...nevermind....I'll tell you the story later" While leaving the arm already behind her there.

AND BINGO, YOUR ARM IS NOW AROUND A GIRL! GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK AND CALL IT THE NIGHT.

molecularfire · 06-07-2003, 04:03 PM

Hi... my name is molecularfire. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all night long.

RoniMan · 06-07-2003, 05:55 PM

that's why i learned the art of massage!

i was massaging a girl one time (this is BEFORE i had a gf), and i non-chalantly added, "you know, this works better if you lay down."

too bad nothing happened.

InfiniteNothing · 06-07-2003, 07:29 PM

So slick cheeze puff.

and molecularfire? Really? seems like it has to many syllables to be screamed out in the throws of hot love.

I think trying to hit on a girl is really one of the worst positions a guy can be in. You leave yourself so vulnerable. It would be so much easier for a girl to hit on a guy.

The last time I had to hit on a girl I was 15. I'll come back with a story of what I did if I can think of it. I'm sure it was pretty slick.

irwin · 06-08-2003, 12:22 AM

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molecularfire · 06-08-2003, 11:38 AM

Well... luckily, my real name is only two syllables.

Unfortunately, this line has yet to work for me... but can you imagine when it does.

WhiskeyPapa · 06-08-2003, 06:07 PM

The last time I hit on a girl I ended up marrying her.

No, wait, I ended up marrying her friend...

Funny how things work out.

Here's one I never tried, but sounds good:

Sit next to a girl you want to meet. Every few seconds, put your watch up to your ear and nod your head. Pretty soon, she'll ask why you keep listening to your watch.

"It's a very special watch," you explain, "it receives alpha-waves from everyone nearby, translates those waves to speech, and tells me things about the people around me."

No doubt, she'll respond with, "Oh yeah? Well what does it say about me?"

Hold the watch up to your ear, open your eyes wide, smile and say, "It's telling me you're not wearing underwear!"

Most likely she'll say, "Well your watch doesn't work, because I am wearing underwear!"

Look puzzled, tap on the watch and say, "Oh I see, the darn thing is 20 minutes fast!"

tweeteresa · 06-08-2003, 09:12 PM

i don't care much for pick up lines. don't think they work that well. but then, 95% of pulling one off is the WAY someone delivers it and not necessarily what they say. but here is one that i like:

guy comes over to girl and says: "sorry but i believe u owe me a drink"
girl says: "why is that"
guy: "because i looked at you and dropped mine"

cheesy, but kute.

Cheesypuff · 06-09-2003, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tweeteresa

cheesy, but kute.

Are you saying I'm fat? don't mind me...I'm in my own little world

mcs328 · 06-09-2003, 03:13 PM

I like the Seinfeld skit where they would do like a Kiss Hello or a Grab a Breast Hello.

I have no pick up lines. I prefer they come up to me but that doesn't happen unless out of pity they think I look sickly and ask me if I'm ok. Sigh...the pity party pickup line.

whitak24 · 06-11-2003, 09:11 AM

i guess i could discuss the methods i used for hitting on women back in my single days, but seeing as none of them even came close to working, i won't bother

mcs328 · 06-11-2003, 10:09 AM

I once went to NYC club with my cousins to see Paul Oakenfold. I drove from MD to NYC and was tired. It was so packed and hot so I found a corner to stand up and nap on. This girl tapped me on my shoulder and asked if I was ok. We had a nice conversation about what we do and where we're from and that I'm NOT on E. She thought I was having a bad trip but I explained I drove for a few hours and just tired.

My brother was dumbfounded cuz he was badly trying to work the room and here I am sleeping against the wall and a random girl checks to see if I'm still alive. Still not a bad way to meet girls. I get to take a nap, zone out to music and make small talk to strange concerned girls who think I'm OD'ing on E.

06-06-2003, 10:47 PM	#1
baggio248 Captain Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Aurora, OH Posts: 1,967	Best way to be hit on or do the hitting... So a group of us were discussing what are some of our favorite ways to, and be hit on. The group consists of girls and guys. We had alot of different ones. Some that were nice, sweet, funny and other that could probably land you in jail. So we'd be interested in hearing from both sexes on this matter from people outside of our group.

06-07-2003, 11:51 AM	#2
Cheesypuff Vice Admiral Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Cali, but missing Hong Kong and Texas Posts: 4,782	here is my way to get my arm around a girl!!! follow my instruction exactly!! 1. say "here, I'll tell you a story" 2. Start off by touching your finger to her sholder and say "There's a monkey here" 3. And touch her other sholder with your other hand, and say "There is also a monkey here" 4. And end by saying, "Ahhh...nevermind....I'll tell you the story later" While leaving the arm already behind her there. AND BINGO, YOUR ARM IS NOW AROUND A GIRL! GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK AND CALL IT THE NIGHT. __________________ Life is like toilet paper, long and useful! The stars at night, are big and bright clap 4x deep in the heart of TEXAS!

06-07-2003, 07:29 PM	#5
InfiniteNothing Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 10,086	So slick cheeze puff. and molecularfire? Really? seems like it has to many syllables to be screamed out in the throws of hot love. I think trying to hit on a girl is really one of the worst positions a guy can be in. You leave yourself so vulnerable. It would be so much easier for a girl to hit on a guy. The last time I had to hit on a girl I was 15. I'll come back with a story of what I did if I can think of it. I'm sure it was pretty slick. __________________ As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

06-08-2003, 11:38 AM	#7
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Well... luckily, my real name is only two syllables. Unfortunately, this line has yet to work for me... but can you imagine when it does. __________________ Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self. I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

06-09-2003, 03:13 PM	#11
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	I like the Seinfeld skit where they would do like a Kiss Hello or a Grab a Breast Hello. I have no pick up lines. I prefer they come up to me but that doesn't happen unless out of pity they think I look sickly and ask me if I'm ok. Sigh...the pity party pickup line. __________________

06-07-2003, 04:03 PM	#3
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Hi... my name is molecularfire. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all night long.

06-07-2003, 05:55 PM	#4
RoniMan Admiral Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Temple City, CA Posts: 5,140	that's why i learned the art of massage! i was massaging a girl one time (this is BEFORE i had a gf), and i non-chalantly added, "you know, this works better if you lay down." too bad nothing happened.

06-08-2003, 06:07 PM	#8
WhiskeyPapa Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: 45° 11' 35" North Latitude, 95° 8' 37" West Longitude Posts: 3,427	The last time I hit on a girl I ended up marrying her. No, wait, I ended up marrying her friend... Funny how things work out. Here's one I never tried, but sounds good: Sit next to a girl you want to meet. Every few seconds, put your watch up to your ear and nod your head. Pretty soon, she'll ask why you keep listening to your watch. "It's a very special watch," you explain, "it receives alpha-waves from everyone nearby, translates those waves to speech, and tells me things about the people around me." No doubt, she'll respond with, "Oh yeah? Well what does it say about me?" Hold the watch up to your ear, open your eyes wide, smile and say, "It's telling me you're not wearing underwear!" Most likely she'll say, "Well your watch doesn't work, because I am wearing underwear!" Look puzzled, tap on the watch and say, "Oh I see, the darn thing is 20 minutes fast!"

06-08-2003, 09:12 PM	#9
tweeteresa Captain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,621	i don't care much for pick up lines. don't think they work that well. but then, 95% of pulling one off is the WAY someone delivers it and not necessarily what they say. but here is one that i like: guy comes over to girl and says: "sorry but i believe u owe me a drink" girl says: "why is that" guy: "because i looked at you and dropped mine" cheesy, but kute.

06-11-2003, 09:11 AM	#12
whitak24 easily amused Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: my office Posts: 9,781	i guess i could discuss the methods i used for hitting on women back in my single days, but seeing as none of them even came close to working, i won't bother

06-11-2003, 10:09 AM	#13
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	I once went to NYC club with my cousins to see Paul Oakenfold. I drove from MD to NYC and was tired. It was so packed and hot so I found a corner to stand up and nap on. This girl tapped me on my shoulder and asked if I was ok. We had a nice conversation about what we do and where we're from and that I'm NOT on E. She thought I was having a bad trip but I explained I drove for a few hours and just tired. My brother was dumbfounded cuz he was badly trying to work the room and here I am sleeping against the wall and a random girl checks to see if I'm still alive. Still not a bad way to meet girls. I get to take a nap, zone out to music and make small talk to strange concerned girls who think I'm OD'ing on E.

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