really bad pick up line

nickel · 06-26-2003, 04:39 PM

this is a new one to me

"you must've washed your pants with Windex 'cause i can see myself in them."

Nija · 06-26-2003, 07:07 PM

yeah, that's old

not that I've ever used it..

nickel · 06-26-2003, 07:12 PM

is this old too?

what is the square root of sixty nine?

Nija · 06-26-2003, 08:39 PM

I've never heard it.

nickel · 06-26-2003, 08:47 PM

really - so you don't wanna try an answer it?

molecularfire · 06-27-2003, 07:02 AM

Oh... 8.306623862918 hehehehhe

Wait... I don't get it...

nickel · 06-27-2003, 07:29 AM

you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something

(now do you get it?)

mcs328 · 06-27-2003, 07:43 AM

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I swear I can see myself in your pants."

ski · 06-27-2003, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickelback
you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something

(now do you get it?)

OMG... I love it! Goes perfectly with:

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock"

Merlin · 06-27-2003, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skiAtomic

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock"

Now that is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

nickel · 06-27-2003, 01:13 PM

this one is laughable, really i'd laugh

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"

Tag · 06-27-2003, 01:44 PM

Hi I am Mr Right someone said you were looking for me

nickel · 06-27-2003, 02:22 PM

if you were hot and buying...they'd work

Thesifer · 06-27-2003, 02:28 PM

I wish I had read this thread before going out Lastnight.. then.. I could have Gotten Slapped while talking to females

.. instead of them just going.. "Ohhh.. you're so cute.. Are you allowed in here at the Age of 14???" .. "Uhmm.. Yeah.. but Im 22.. not 14.. " .. Gurr.. So.. anyhow.. enough of me crying.. But.. yeah.. stupid pick up lines would have fit in really well

whitak24 · 06-27-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickelback
you are right
but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to

8 something

(now do you get it?)

that is freaking hilarious!!

RoniMan · 06-27-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickelback
this one is laughable, really i'd laugh

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"

umm...is that why is your name is nickelback?!

seksiexboy · 07-21-2003, 03:05 PM

Do you have diarrhea cause you are THE ****.
-vince

Maarchk · 07-22-2003, 02:26 PM

Like...
"Didn't i use to see you at that other place?"
"Yeah, thats why i dont go there any more.."

Is this seat taken?
Nope, and if you sit there, this seat won't be taken either...

can't think of any pick up lines.. so this is my contribution for the day

mcs328 · 07-23-2003, 07:43 AM

"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid on you? I think I scraped me knee when I fell for you"

Freelance Superhero · 07-23-2003, 07:54 AM

i've always liked:

"Hi, my name's <insert name here>, but you can call me tonight..."

add in a little wink and a finger-gun pointed in her direction just as you end the line, and BLA-DOW! you're money baby, you're in there like swimwear...

Memo · 07-23-2003, 09:43 PM

I like.....Are your parents retarded? Cause you seem like a special girl hehehe

GraingerGuy · 07-23-2003, 09:45 PM

You're ugly....but you intrigue me...

Leebo · 07-24-2003, 02:48 AM

"Did you know that the distance from here to here (tap them from the closer shoulder to the middle of the back) is the same as here to here? (Tap from middle of the back to farther shoulder resulting in one's arm around the target)"

and also

I wish I were a tear, Born in your eye, live on your cheek and die in your mouth.

Memo · 07-24-2003, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leebo

I wish I were a tear, Born in your eye, live on your cheek and die in your mouth.

wtf? That one is just plain weird

mcs328 · 07-24-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UT Memo

wtf? That one is just plain weird

Err...I think it should have been this at least the version I heard:

If I could live my life all over again I would be your tears so I can be born in your eyes, live my life on your cheeks and die on your lips.

Freelance Superhero · 07-25-2003, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UT Memo

wtf? That one is just plain weird

i thought the same thing when i read that: "wtf?"

Airencracken · 07-26-2003, 03:15 PM

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? oooooh double meaning!!! Spiffy!

molecularfire · 07-26-2003, 03:59 PM

Actually, I think the tear one sounds kinda cute (although I like the second version better). Sounds almost poetic.

Here's my contribution...
1) Hello, my name is ****. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all... night... long.

2) Him: Do you know what the difference between sex and a conversation?
Her: No.
Him: So... then do you wanna go somewhere and talk.

Showtime · 08-08-2003, 04:14 PM

Lines I use to get the ladies:

"Hi."

"Hello."

"How you doing?"

"I'm leaving."

"Trucks outside."

"I'll take a refill."

"Waitress."

"Excuse me Miss."

"What time do you get off?"
(no punch line needed)

-jel

ps:might explaine the last couple of years.

Leinie · 08-10-2003, 12:50 PM

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

06-26-2003, 04:39 PM	#1
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	really bad pick up line this is a new one to me "you must've washed your pants with Windex 'cause i can see myself in them." __________________ click me

06-26-2003, 07:07 PM	#2
Nija Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2001 Location: City of The Dead Posts: 13,552	yeah, that's old not that I've ever used it.. __________________ "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

06-27-2003, 07:02 AM	#6
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Oh... 8.306623862918 hehehehhe Wait... I don't get it... __________________ Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self. I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

06-27-2003, 07:43 AM	#8
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I swear I can see myself in your pants." __________________

06-27-2003, 01:44 PM	#12
Tag Lieutenant Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: DC Posts: 289	bad pick up lines Hi I am Mr Right someone said you were looking for me __________________ Kein mehr Bier? Wir haben ein grosses Problem

06-26-2003, 07:12 PM	#3
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	is this old too? what is the square root of sixty nine?

06-26-2003, 08:39 PM	#4
Nija Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2001 Location: City of The Dead Posts: 13,552	I've never heard it.

06-26-2003, 08:47 PM	#5
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	really - so you don't wanna try an answer it?

06-27-2003, 07:29 AM	#7
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	you are right but you gotta tweak the answer a bit to 8 something (now do you get it?)

06-27-2003, 01:13 PM	#11
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	this one is laughable, really i'd laugh "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"

06-27-2003, 02:22 PM	#13
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	if you were hot and buying...they'd work

06-27-2003, 02:28 PM	#14
Thesifer Vice Admiral Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,338	I wish I had read this thread before going out Lastnight.. then.. I could have Gotten Slapped while talking to females .. instead of them just going.. "Ohhh.. you're so cute.. Are you allowed in here at the Age of 14???" .. "Uhmm.. Yeah.. but Im 22.. not 14.. " .. Gurr.. So.. anyhow.. enough of me crying.. But.. yeah.. stupid pick up lines would have fit in really well

07-21-2003, 03:05 PM	#17
seksiexboy Ensign Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: El Monte Posts: 39	Do you have diarrhea cause you are THE ****. -vince __________________ It's late, I don't feel like writing a signature, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

07-22-2003, 02:26 PM	#18
Maarchk Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Where the east meets the west. Posts: 3,066	How about the rejection lines? Like... "Didn't i use to see you at that other place?" "Yeah, thats why i dont go there any more.." Is this seat taken? Nope, and if you sit there, this seat won't be taken either... can't think of any pick up lines.. so this is my contribution for the day __________________ "The girl is crafty like ice is cold." "I left my heart in san francisco... And my liver at Moe's Tavern." A real friend is one who listens to you as much as they talk to you.

07-23-2003, 07:43 AM	#19
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid on you? I think I scraped me knee when I fell for you"

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07-23-2003, 07:54 AM	#20
Freelance Superhero Optimus Prime Join Date: May 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 4,116	i've always liked: "Hi, my name's <insert name here>, but you can call me tonight..." add in a little wink and a finger-gun pointed in her direction just as you end the line, and BLA-DOW! you're money baby, you're in there like swimwear... __________________ "I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog

07-23-2003, 09:43 PM	#21
Memo Admiral Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: East Village Posts: 5,659	I like.....Are your parents retarded? Cause you seem like a special girl hehehe

07-23-2003, 09:45 PM	#22
GraingerGuy Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Working....and working...and working some more Posts: 3,573	You're ugly....but you intrigue me... __________________ potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!! -Welfareloser 4/13/05 Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... ) -Darkfury 5/23/05 I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes. -ShawnLee 5/30/08

07-24-2003, 02:48 AM	#23
Leebo Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: La Jolla, Ca Posts: 821	"Did you know that the distance from here to here (tap them from the closer shoulder to the middle of the back) is the same as here to here? (Tap from middle of the back to farther shoulder resulting in one's arm around the target)" and also I wish I were a tear, Born in your eye, live on your cheek and die in your mouth.

07-26-2003, 03:15 PM	#27
Airencracken Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,681	If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? oooooh double meaning!!! Spiffy!

07-26-2003, 03:59 PM	#28
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Actually, I think the tear one sounds kinda cute (although I like the second version better). Sounds almost poetic. Here's my contribution... 1) Hello, my name is ****. Remember it because you'll be screaming it all... night... long. 2) Him: Do you know what the difference between sex and a conversation? Her: No. Him: So... then do you wanna go somewhere and talk.

08-08-2003, 04:14 PM	#29
Showtime Lakers fanatic Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: L.A. ->SoCal<- O.C. Posts: 7,338	Lines I use to get the ladies: "Hi." "Hello." "How you doing?" "I'm leaving." "Trucks outside." "I'll take a refill." "Waitress." "Excuse me Miss." "What time do you get off?" (no punch line needed) -jel ps:might explaine the last couple of years.

08-10-2003, 12:50 PM	#30
Leinie Lieutenant Junior Grade Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Maple Grove, Minnesota Posts: 63	Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

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