Christmas Funny

nickel · 12-18-2003, 05:16 PM

A man calls his son the week before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Dad immediately and screams at her father, "You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says,"they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way."

Memo · 12-18-2003, 06:06 PM

:lol:

Jenny · 12-18-2003, 06:23 PM

hahahahaha Funny!

Leebo · 12-18-2003, 11:37 PM

That is so messed... but SOOO FUNNY

look_ma · 12-18-2003, 11:49 PM

So wrong, but so funny. I hope my parents never do something that dumb.

cheapchinese · 12-19-2003, 09:48 AM

omg...i hope all parents don't think like this

ray · 12-19-2003, 09:50 AM

sweet!

12-18-2003, 05:16 PM	#1
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	Christmas Funny A man calls his son the week before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Dad immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way." __________________ click me Last edited by nickelback : 12-18-2003 at 05:18 PM.

12-18-2003, 06:23 PM	#3
Jenny Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Kansas City area Posts: 10,947	hahahahaha Funny! __________________ Check out my spoilers for over 20 shows @ SpoilerFix.com Check out my TV blog, where I post weekly & daily TV schedules, TV news, interviews with TV stars & more! All new TV forums as well @ TV Is My Pacifier

12-18-2003, 11:37 PM	#4
Leebo Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: La Jolla, Ca Posts: 821	That is so messed... but SOOO FUNNY __________________ oHai!

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12-18-2003, 06:06 PM	#2
Memo Admiral Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: East Village Posts: 5,659	:lol:

12-19-2003, 09:48 AM	#6
cheapchinese I love free! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: LA, California Posts: 2,998	omg...i hope all parents don't think like this

12-19-2003, 09:50 AM	#7
ray captain awesome Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,054	sweet!

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