Airencracken

I've never been and my friend keeps on trying to cajole me to going to one with him, but I'm so cheap that spending about 60 bucks on strippers (cover fee, drink, tips, lap dance) doesn't seem justified when internet porn is free. My gf doesn't have a problem with me going we've already discussed it and everything (in fact she'd like to go with me sometime [when she's legal]) So I dunno whaddya y'all think? Have you had good/bad experiences?

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Nija

it's a complete money pit.

and it's worth it

dude, don't go with your g/f the first few times. be a man, and have fun, like a stereotypical male. look at the bouncing ta-tas, have her rub all up and down your crotch, then go home and nail the crap outta yur girlfriend.

kids these days... jeez...

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baggio248

The first time I went to one was in Vegas. Damn...it was nice. I've been to a few and its been nice and it's not bad. It was a lot like window shopping and I would rather use that money on something else.

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ray

Went. Enjoyed the eye candy. But I would rather spend my money on other things.

Merlin

As a man who has frequented nudie bars from sea to glorious sea, I can say that they are heaven on Earth. Go and have much fun. Of all the stupid crap you'll piss away $60 bucks on, this could be the best. After you get the hang of it, then bring the female. It will be great.

A few tips....Bring plenty of cash. You don't want to have to use the ATM machine there are you will pay a big fee. Also, and this will be tough, learn to say "no" Every girl is going to want to dance for you and if you're not careful you'll spend all you cash far too soon. Pace yourself and be disciplined. Best to wait about a half hour or so before getting a dance. This gives you a chance to pick out the best girl. Sitting at the bar can be fun but then you'll have to drop a lot of dollars, even if she ain't earned it. So sit back a couple of rows.

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caribiner23

Two words: Amster-dam.

In actuality, the whole "red light district" experience there was less erotic than one is led to believe. The 50-cent Heinekens were more intriguing after a while.

DaFunkyUnit

stock up on the $1 bills. I wouldnt recommend using coins though (unless you like having strippers getting mad at you, which may or may not be your cup of tea, i dunno...). And yes, pace yourself.

Which reminds me, remember that episode of Family Guy where Quagmire takes Chris to the nudie bar? "Heh heh, oohh yea!"

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coleslaw

The places with a BYOB policy are awesome; saves you a lot of money on drinks that you can spend how you see fit.

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Pinkgirl36

The one I use to go to with my friend and a teacher from High School ( yeah THAT was weird! ) we got in free, and we would have fun, but it's weird running in to girls you know that are working there too....

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nickel

up here in the boonies we have guys who travel from bar to bar putting on their stripshows. it's a lot of fun to grab a bunch of girlfriends, get drunk, and see if we can see some o' that one eyed snake.

other times i have went up to Canada to strip clubs. the exchange rate helps our bucks go further up there, too.

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and no... i didn't see any shrinkage, quite the opposite in fact

Airencracken

Well, maybe I'll just have to belly up to it.

Time for the trouser mouse to come out of his little home.

ski

My friend's dad and brother took him out to one for his 21st birthday. Said it was an awesome guy bonding time to kick back with the guys and enjoy some females. I don't think I could go with my dad, but he wants to get a few guys to go to "Southern X-Posure" this semester

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Grimm

Last time I went to a topless club (hey, they have a $5 steak that is pretty good) I got to watch yet another fool who thinks that if he drops $400 or $500 the girls are gonna really like him. Sure, they love you while you are dropping the cash, they will do everything they can to enthusiasticaly help you spend your money. Soon as you are done speding they are gone.

Forget table dances. Waste of money. It's a good place to hang out with friends and have a few beers. Tip the dancers their buck and when they come by go home a few dollars poorer.

Jcranmer

I'm sure at least one person on here will find this suprising, but have never been to one yet.

I've thought about going a few times, and the wife even wants to go with me and get her own lap dance, but somehow we never end up going.

InfiniteNothing

Isn't that what going to the movies cost these days? but yeah, don't bring the girly. Wait until you are more comfortable with it and then maybe. No, I've never been. Not really my thing but with other guys maybe.

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Airencracken

Do you want to go this weekend while you're up here?

rajatQ2

I've been to some good ones (Hustler club in new orleans) and some awful ones (only place i could get in at 16 with a fake). One place i went to even had a man dancing as a woman! Woof. It would have been OKay if they told you, and didn't lead you on, thinking it was a woman.

They're fun, but its like window shopping! It doesn't regular people too excited, its just a fun place to go have a few beers.

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bjgreen

I have only been to strip clubs 4 times before. The first three times I went with at least one woman with me/us. The strippers loved it when the women would tip them. One stripper liked my one friend that was with so much that she asked me if I wanted to get hot wax poured on me, I was of course like hell yeah, so I took off my shirt and layed on the dance floor while she poured hot wax on my nipples and belly button and pretty much got into a 69 position on me. I was in high school and thought that was pretty neat, especially since I didn't have to pay anything for it (other than the couple of bucks we tipped her with).

The last time I went we didn't have any women in our group, but we picked up a couple women at the club. That was a mistake, they didn't look as good in the morning as they did that night. I was a bit too drunk to realize that, but if I wouldn't have been so drunk I could have gotten both of them in bed, oh well, probably for the better.

I should note that the girls I went with were not my girlfriends, I would have been a bit more uncomfortable if that was the case.

If you decide to go, have fun!

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InfiniteNothing

Hey, are the bathroom floors sticky?

Booyamos

Ahhh strip clubs, fond memories of high school. We had one up in Seattle called Deja Vu. Me and all my buddies went there the summer before college as a sort of guy bonding/cya later party. I think i dropped about $80 or so. But that girl Victoria sure did give some goooood lap dances. And then with the cover fee we got to watch the shower show as well. Which happened every 1.5 hours or so, and it was basically 2 girls in the shower... gettin it on needless to say well worth my money spend and good memories.

I have only been that once I would say it is best for special occasions, going all the time would be expensive and just not really worth it i think.

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bjgreen

Speaking of strip clubs, this was just posted on fark.com. Apparently U of M lost a recruit cause he was "shocked" by the Deja Vu strip club that he was brought to on a recruiting trip.