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Old 01-26-2004, 05:56 AM   #1
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Alcohol and the size of "your guy"

I may be delerious (I'm actually getting up out of bed to post this, then heading back there... classes cancelled ), but...

If you've had more than a few drinks in your system, the alcohol will start constricting your blood vessels, effectively making you colder among other things. Wouldn't "your guy" not be at full strength, since it relies on blood so much in a sexual situation?

Where's OC's Random Thought, Part IX when you need it If this is true, what does alcohol intake do to women sexually... does it inhibit them in any way?
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Old 01-26-2004, 06:01 AM   #2
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I dunno that you got the mechanics right, but alchohol does screw up your ability to pound nails through a 2x4 without using your hands.
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Old 01-26-2004, 06:23 AM   #3
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I dunno that you got the mechanics right, but alchohol does screw up your ability to pound nails through a 2x4 without using your hands.


i always thought alcohol made the...um....blood flow there last longer.
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Old 01-26-2004, 08:29 AM   #4
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I figure if you drink just enough, you should still be able to do it. ( )

Now, when you drink a little too much, then you lose the sensitivity, and you are just pounding away, and nothing to show for it (except bad, sloppy sex, which, if your into, is also fun)
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Old 01-26-2004, 08:42 AM   #5
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Then there is the dreaded "drunk dick." In which you are too blasted drunk to 'stand up straight' at all.
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Old 01-26-2004, 11:27 AM   #6
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That's the ironic part: It increases drive but decreases potential
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Old 01-26-2004, 12:22 PM   #7
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i always thought alcohol made the...um....blood flow there last longer.

Trust me as a professional drunk, I can say that drinking too much does NOT make the blood flow last longer there. Quite the other way around.
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Remember, alchohol is a depressant, not a stimulant!
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Remember, alchohol is a depressant, not a stimulant!

then why do I always get so easily stimulated when I'm drunk?

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Old 01-26-2004, 04:51 PM   #10
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Yup, whiskey dick happens, and you're feeling like Bob Dole in no time... (disclaimer: I've never drank so I don't really know by first hand experience, but I've been told quite a few funny "limp noodle" stories) Oh and ski? Why'd ya have to be all coy "your guy"...
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Old 01-26-2004, 05:10 PM   #11
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Oh and ski? Why'd ya have to be all coy "your guy"...
I've been over the top too much lately (see orgasm thread ) so I decided to tone it down, despite nickel's encouragement
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Old 01-26-2004, 05:10 PM   #12
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alcohol also opens more doors to sexual situations
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Old 01-26-2004, 05:34 PM   #13
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alcohol also opens more doors to sexual situations

can't have other people join in with out them losing their inhabitations
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:34 PM   #14
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I'm with chosenfool on this one, girls that blame the alcohol for the reason they were slutty are pathetic. They are still sluts and had some idea of what they were doing.
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:40 PM   #15
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can't have other people join in with out them losing their inhabitations

I don't drink, but this sounds like a plan Nija.
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Old 01-28-2004, 04:16 PM   #16
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I may be a little harsh on my labeling of girls, but I just cannot whatsoever stand hearing girls say, "I was really drunk, and that was why I slept with him." I agree with you, they should just admit that they wanted a piece of ass for the night, not some sort of bullshiat about how drunk they were. I just think that the girls who say that kinda stuff and have used that excuse for sleeping with LOTS of guys need to stop kidding themselves. I don't know at what point a party girl becomes a slut in my eyes. I am curious where guys draw the line wrt how many dudes a girl sleeps with before she becomes a slut. I am just curious how you guys would define a slut.

chosenfool, you mentioned that women can do anything and not be labeled anything, I was just wondering how far you would take that. I know a girl that had a bf at the time and at a party in one night sucked off like 9 guys. To me this girl is a slut because sucking off 9 guys in one night is not kewl (unless you were one of the dudes) and cheating on a sig other isn't something to be proud of either.
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I may be a little harsh on my labeling of girls, but I just cannot whatsoever stand hearing girls say, "I was really drunk, and that was why I slept with him." I agree with you, they should just admit that they wanted a piece of ass for the night, not some sort of bullshiat about how drunk they were.


that almost goes along with the girls who go to the club wearing next to nothing and getting pissed off when guys are eyeing them big time.

but, i almost have the same feelings. i know girls who would get drunk a lot, and they got annoying. it's fun to be around girls who let loose, cause they're not as anal when they're drunk (well, most people are like that with alcohol). but yeah, there's a point they become a slut. i wonder what ms. hilton does every night of the week when she's done partying....
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:41 PM   #18
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i wonder what ms. hilton does every night of the week when she's done partying....

she films a documentary
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:13 AM   #19
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I don't know about you chosen but I personally thinkg it is wrong for both men and women to **** around with 10 people in one night. From your way of thinking it seems you think it's FINE for both to **** around with 10 people in one night.
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As much as things have changed, we still live in a male dominated world. Men are still expected in most places to be the initiaters of relationships, and in such a situation its the women who get to choose who they want to have sex with.
With men its usually a numbers game, talk to enough women and your bound to get one. You don't normally see this kind of behavior with women. Until this changes and women actively seek out men, there will exist what you call a "double standard". Something I don't belive in since the playing ground is obviously not level.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:38 AM   #21
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I dunno hapoo. I think that is also dependant on the type of people/environments you surround yourself with. I have NEVER approached a girl. Except once and got shot down. All the other girls I have ever been with have pursued things with me.

edit: oh and i've never had a problem with alcohol affecting size/ability but definately go longer.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:48 AM   #22
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Thats true, but i'm speaking in general, on average. As a matter of fact my first girlfriend started the relationship. But we still have fairy tales with a princes waiting for her prince charming.

On a side note... I need to surround myself with more people like the ones your around
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the whole double standard thing...

isnt it evolutionary, like the reason why its encouraged for males to go cavorting around is to "sow the oats" and thus procreate and continue the livelihood of the species.

for females, it is looked down upon to go cavorting because the female has to mother the child...

or something like that...
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