|
|
#1 |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,420
|
Alcohol and the size of "your guy"
I may be delerious (I'm actually getting up out of bed to post this, then heading back there... classes cancelled
), but...If you've had more than a few drinks in your system, the alcohol will start constricting your blood vessels, effectively making you colder among other things. Wouldn't "your guy" not be at full strength, since it relies on blood so much in a sexual situation? Where's OC's Random Thought, Part IX when you need it If this is true, what does alcohol intake do to women sexually... does it inhibit them in any way?
__________________
And closer... |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Chief News Editor & Master of His Domain
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 8,161
|
I dunno that you got the mechanics right, but alchohol does screw up your ability to pound nails through a 2x4 without using your hands.
__________________
lpmiller Chief News Editor Nobel Prize Nominee Reverend in the Universal Life Church Once Shot A Man For Snoring Too Loud Way Too Lazy To Change His Signature "The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Calvin and Hobbes |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 | |
|
Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff
![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Jeterville, NYY
Posts: 17,786
|
Quote:
i always thought alcohol made the...um....blood flow there last longer.
__________________
*click me* |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Chief of Naval Operations
![]() ![]() |
I figure if you drink just enough, you should still be able to do it. (
)Now, when you drink a little too much, then you lose the sensitivity, and you are just pounding away, and nothing to show for it (except bad, sloppy sex, which, if your into, is also fun) |
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Banned
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Posts: 8,700
|
Then there is the dreaded "drunk dick." In which you are too blasted drunk to 'stand up straight' at all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Chief of Naval Operations
![]() ![]() Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: San Diego
Posts: 10,086
|
That's the ironic part: It increases drive but decreases potential
__________________
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 | |
|
Commander
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Pekin, IN
Posts: 1,377
|
Quote:
Trust me as a professional drunk, I can say that drinking too much does NOT make the blood flow last longer there. Quite the other way around. ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Fleet Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Remember, alchohol is a depressant, not a stimulant!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 | |
|
Chief of Naval Operations
![]() ![]() |
Quote:
then why do I always get so easily stimulated when I'm drunk? ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
Posts: 6,681
|
Yup, whiskey dick happens, and you're feeling like Bob Dole in no time... (disclaimer: I've never drank so I don't really know by first hand experience, but I've been told quite a few funny "limp noodle" stories) Oh and ski? Why'd ya have to be all coy "your guy"...
![]()
__________________
"I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 | |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,420
|
Quote:
) so I decided to tone it down, despite nickel's encouragement ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Lieutenant Commander
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
alcohol also opens more doors to sexual situations
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 | |
|
Chief of Naval Operations
![]() ![]() |
Quote:
can't have other people join in with out them losing their inhabitations ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Lieutenant Junior Grade
![]() Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 113
|
I'm with chosenfool on this one, girls that blame the alcohol for the reason they were slutty are pathetic. They are still sluts and had some idea of what they were doing.
![]()
__________________
"Those who would give up essential liberty for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin |
|
|
|
|
|
#15 | |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
Posts: 6,681
|
Quote:
I don't drink, but this sounds like a plan Nija. ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Lieutenant Junior Grade
![]() Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 113
|
I may be a little harsh on my labeling of girls, but I just cannot whatsoever stand hearing girls say, "I was really drunk, and that was why I slept with him." I agree with you, they should just admit that they wanted a piece of ass for the night, not some sort of bullshiat about how drunk they were. I just think that the girls who say that kinda stuff and have used that excuse for sleeping with LOTS of guys need to stop kidding themselves. I don't know at what point a party girl becomes a slut in my eyes. I am curious where guys draw the line wrt how many dudes a girl sleeps with before she becomes a slut. I am just curious how you guys would define a slut.
chosenfool, you mentioned that women can do anything and not be labeled anything, I was just wondering how far you would take that. I know a girl that had a bf at the time and at a party in one night sucked off like 9 guys. To me this girl is a slut because sucking off 9 guys in one night is not kewl (unless you were one of the dudes) and cheating on a sig other isn't something to be proud of either. |
|
|
|
|
|
#17 | |
|
Lieutenant Commander
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
that almost goes along with the girls who go to the club wearing next to nothing and getting pissed off when guys are eyeing them big time. but, i almost have the same feelings. i know girls who would get drunk a lot, and they got annoying. it's fun to be around girls who let loose, cause they're not as anal when they're drunk (well, most people are like that with alcohol). but yeah, there's a point they become a slut. i wonder what ms. hilton does every night of the week when she's done partying.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 | |
|
Rear Admiral Upper Half
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
she films a documentary ![]()
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: East Village
Posts: 5,659
|
I don't know about you chosen but I personally thinkg it is wrong for both men and women to **** around with 10 people in one night. From your way of thinking it seems you think it's FINE for both to **** around with 10 people in one night.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
Fleet Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA
Posts: 9,276
|
As much as things have changed, we still live in a male dominated world. Men are still expected in most places to be the initiaters of relationships, and in such a situation its the women who get to choose who they want to have sex with.
With men its usually a numbers game, talk to enough women and your bound to get one. You don't normally see this kind of behavior with women. Until this changes and women actively seek out men, there will exist what you call a "double standard". Something I don't belive in since the playing ground is obviously not level.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: East Village
Posts: 5,659
|
I dunno hapoo. I think that is also dependant on the type of people/environments you surround yourself with. I have NEVER approached a girl. Except once and got shot down. All the other girls I have ever been with have pursued things with me.
edit: oh and i've never had a problem with alcohol affecting size/ability but definately go longer. |
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
Fleet Admiral
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA
Posts: 9,276
|
Thats true, but i'm speaking in general, on average. As a matter of fact my first girlfriend started the relationship. But we still have fairy tales with a princes waiting for her prince charming.
On a side note... I need to surround myself with more people like the ones your around ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#23 |
|
Rear Admiral Upper Half
![]() ![]() ![]() |
the whole double standard thing...
isnt it evolutionary, like the reason why its encouraged for males to go cavorting around is to "sow the oats" and thus procreate and continue the livelihood of the species. for females, it is looked down upon to go cavorting because the female has to mother the child... or something like that... |
|
|
|