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02-14-2004, 09:32 AM
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The Ten Most Reprehensible Michael Jackson Jokes!!!!!!!!
The Ten Most Reprehensible Michael Jackson Jokes!!!!!!!!
1. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? Got two fives for a ten? 2. Why did Michael Jackson rush to Kmart? He heard boys' pants were half off. 3. Knock knock. Who's there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson. 4. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog. 5. Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts? He was up to two packs a day. 6. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boys II Men? He thought it was a delivery service. 7. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? I believe you're in my son. 8. Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 Cub Scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The Captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?" 9. When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand is on the little hand. 10. What is Michael Jackson's favorite college? Brigham Young
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02-14-2004, 12:50 PM
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some one had way to much time.
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02-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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Another one is:
Did you hear why Michael Jackson likes banging twentyeight-year olds? 'Cause there's twenty of them!
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02-15-2004, 01:29 AM
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03-03-2004, 03:29 AM
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Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Elton John are doing a song together? It's called "Don't let your son go down on me
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