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Best Classified Ads of the Year


1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES!!

2. FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

3. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT
AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.

4. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer

5. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

6. NORDIC TRACK $300. HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

7. GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

8. NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

9. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL THE WASHER& DRYER $300.

10. (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica.45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.No
longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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