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Old 02-16-2004, 07:36 PM   #1
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Tanning and Male private parts

*WARNING* This thread is not about how pansy/"gay" it is for men to tan, so shush

Any guys here ever tan? I'm afraid it would zap your guy or something and you won't be able to have kids Guess I'm just looking for some information on it, other than the information I found about it potentially causing wrinkles and skin cancer ("but then again, what doesn't these days?")
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Old 02-16-2004, 08:05 PM   #2
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Re: Tanning and Male private parts

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*WARNING* This thread is not about how pansy/"gay" it is for men to tan, so shush

Any guys here ever tan? I'm afraid it would zap your guy or something and you won't be able to have kids Guess I'm just looking for some information on it, other than the information I found about it potentially causing wrinkles and skin cancer ("but then again, what doesn't these days?")


I don't tan, but I imagine you could put a sock on him or something
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Old 02-16-2004, 09:14 PM   #3
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the rays don't penetrate enough to cause any damage to your little guys so don't worry. Its your skin that gets all the damage.
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Old 02-17-2004, 10:57 AM   #4
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oh no..... no sock
let it tan
it'll look purdy
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:00 AM   #5
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Yeah but a sunburn on your wang?!?! YEWWWWOCH!
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:15 AM   #6
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Yeah but a sunburn on your wang?!?! YEWWWWOCH!
he could always put sunscreen on it
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:17 AM   #7
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Or you could kiss it and make it bigger...oops I mean better.
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:26 AM   #8
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Or you could kiss it and make it bigger...oops I mean better.
well....can't say i wouldn't mind applying that sunscreen for him
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:22 PM   #9
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Good news! It was kinda fun. I didn't mind dropping a few bucks just to try it... I guess I was just looking to do something new this week, and I dig

I didn't know about putting sunscreen down there, but I guess I could always seek the metrosexual forums on another site to get that question answered
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well....can't say i wouldn't mind applying that sunscreen for him

OKAY!!! Where do I sign up?! I'm ready when you are! Or Did you mean for SkiAtomic?
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well....can't say i wouldn't mind applying that sunscreen for him
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woah, a whole lot of GT going on in this thread!
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Tickle my pickle?
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My pickle for a Nickel.
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My pickle for a Nickel.
yer cheap

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Its coming.

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Old 02-17-2004, 06:58 PM   #18
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i vote for the sock...but I don't want to here about it being a ankle high or knee sock :-)
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:13 PM   #19
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I have a friend that always wore a sock while he did it, but one day he only had sandals on. Needless to say, it got a little burnt. I have tanned without a sock for a while and that is what I would recommend. You can call tanning metrosexual and whatnot, but the ladies like it when you are tan, and I am looking pale this Wisconsin winter, I should probably start tanning again.
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:54 PM   #20
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You dont need anything, just dont do it for so long.
Dont burn ur A$$ though haha
and wake up crispy
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:02 AM   #21
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Living in florida, teh sun is free so I don;t see a need to pay for a tannign bed when I could just go outside. I'm sure its different else where, but having tan lines her in Florida is socially better than not. The logic seems to be that if you have tan lines it means you go to the beach/or are active whereas people who don't have tan lines are tanning bed cheaters. I've seen a surfer guy get made fun of because his tan was too good. The other surfers said it was too even so he must have got it at a tanning bed. It was funny.
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