02-17-2004, 11:02 AM
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Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >And to start your day>>>>>>>>>> > > > >A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while > > he was performing colonoscopies: > > > >1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." > >2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" > >3. "Can you hear me NOW?" > >4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" > >5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" > >6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." > >7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" > >8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the > > Hokey Pokey...." > >9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" > >10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" > >11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." > >12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" > > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....) > >13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in > >fact, up > > there?"
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02-17-2004, 11:16 AM
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*giggle* I love the last one.
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02-17-2004, 11:40 AM
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Oh boy, I can't wait to get one done!!!
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02-17-2004, 11:58 AM
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I had a friend who had one. He told the doctor that he thought they were moving a little too fast.
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02-17-2004, 05:15 PM
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Hopefully virtual colonoscopies will be available when I start to need it.
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02-24-2004, 09:19 AM
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at least no one said...."While your up there"
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