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Old 02-17-2004, 05:39 PM   #1
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tight jeans...

my balls are really suffering right now...
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Old 02-17-2004, 05:47 PM   #2
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that's not exactly what i was expecting from the title, but yes, it does suck to wear tight pants, jeans, shorts...

ugh.
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Old 02-17-2004, 06:02 PM   #3
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i'm with ray, i was hoping to see a nice girl in tight jeans
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:14 PM   #4
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Re: tight jeans...

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my balls are really suffering right now...

Das Ouch! Ein Nutiin Scrunchin!
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:25 PM   #5
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nice visual, thanks
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:41 PM   #6
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Now the real question is, why are you wearing tight jeans to begin with?
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:57 PM   #7
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as Master P would say:

Shake what you got in dem jeans!
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Old 02-18-2004, 05:48 PM   #8
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Geez, you think that's bad, try riding a bike in tight jeans.
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:01 PM   #9
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Now the real question is, why are you wearing tight jeans to begin with?
they're just my favorite jeans, but they've gotten a little small, that's all. plus, girls apparently like my ass in these jeans, and you know, that's always a plus.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:59 AM   #10
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you're not going commando again, are you? hehe
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Oh man that made me laugh. I feel for you man.
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:13 AM   #12
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you're not going commando again, are you? hehe
eh, what is wrong with that?
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I guess that's what happens when you go the Red Lobster "All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs" feast, eh?
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Old 02-19-2004, 12:48 PM   #14
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I guess that's what happens when you go the Red Lobster "All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs" feast, eh?
ohhh, don't i wish... those commercials look so good sometimes.

and no, kimchi, for the record, i'm not battle ready at the moment...
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Old 03-02-2004, 08:51 PM   #15
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but they've gotten a little small, that's all.


You sure it's not the other way around??!
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:29 PM   #16
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You sure it's not the other way around??!
if you're implying that I'VE gotten a little LARGER, well, that would be just spiffy, but sadly, it's not the case.
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Old 03-02-2004, 11:02 PM   #17
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somehow, i will never see you in the same light again. hahaha
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Old 03-04-2004, 02:39 AM   #18
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what is your major malfunction, soldier?
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