03-08-2004, 02:44 PM
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Admiral
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
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I think I'm going to esplode.
I need a female. Now.
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"I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre 
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03-08-2004, 02:51 PM
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Commander
 
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Location: Orland Park
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Didn't you ever get your free sample of Astroglide?
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03-08-2004, 03:03 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Square On My Arse
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Time to go hoggin'
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03-08-2004, 03:51 PM
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Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Jeterville, NYY
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how long has it been?
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03-08-2004, 04:03 PM
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Lieutenant Commander
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: La Jolla, Ca
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Here you go:
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showth...threadid=72609 (Porn, Prostitutes Not Covered by Welfare)
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03-08-2004, 04:28 PM
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Admiral
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Location: California
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03-08-2004, 04:51 PM
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Captain
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redmond
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Its time you meet a new person... Meet Mrs Left hand....
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03-08-2004, 05:18 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange
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Start spending some time with Rosy Palms and her 4 sisters.
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03-09-2004, 05:12 AM
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Admiral
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Square On My Arse
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Maybe shower should be cold.
If that doesn't work try imagining Opra and Rosie O'donnell wrestling while wearing thongs. And remember, the winner gets you...first. That should cure you. |
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03-09-2004, 07:16 AM
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Fleet Admiral
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Michigan
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Hasn't Palmela Anderson returned any of your calls?
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03-09-2004, 10:30 AM
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Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: California
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No and neither has Palmala Handerson. |
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03-09-2004, 11:55 AM
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easily amused
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: my office
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dude, i did not need to know this information
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03-09-2004, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: San Diego
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Sometimes a palm just isn't good enough. Why haven't any girls responded "Me too. Take me now?" And it's not so much that you need a female. You have a female.
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