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what do you think of to reduce
your libido at a time when you don't want it to be at the front of your mind?
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09-19-2004, 04:34 PM
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Once you've shoved back in a prolapsed uterus... your sex drive isn't what is used to be.
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09-19-2004, 04:38 PM
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I just don't think you are giving prolapsed uteriususussusus a fair shot.
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09-19-2004, 04:57 PM
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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
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09-19-2004, 05:38 PM
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"Oh behave!"  I was thinking the same thing...
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09-19-2004, 06:02 PM
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Are we talking about reducing our horniness at a particular moment, or trying to "hold out" longer during the act?
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09-19-2004, 06:15 PM
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09-19-2004, 06:50 PM
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i just hope my parents doing it NEVER crosses my mind while i'm going at it.
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09-19-2004, 07:44 PM
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 of course, this belief was threatened when i accidentally discovered my father's stash of condoms while he was dating a particularly nasty woman. *shudder* talk about mental images i could've done w/o!
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09-19-2004, 10:36 PM
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It usually helps if I stop checking out the woman that's talking to me and then try to listen to what she says. Of course, if what she's saying is boring.... |
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09-19-2004, 11:26 PM
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The Vietnam War, the Holocaust, and aborted babies tend to reduce my libido.
And hey, Lady Thatcher looks like she might have been quite the British looker back in the day.
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09-20-2004, 11:45 AM
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Let's get one thing clear: My libido is always at the front of my mind. brb....I gotta go stare at the pair of legs in marketing.
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09-20-2004, 12:05 PM
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09-20-2004, 12:42 PM
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09-20-2004, 12:58 PM
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Any of those "funny" clips of someone getting hit hard in the nuts just kills it for me. Makes jimmy want to duck for cover.
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09-20-2004, 02:34 PM
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Molec: Worse than that guy who wasn't making it all the way... that was your story right?
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09-20-2004, 02:50 PM
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? The guy who wasn't making it all the way to what? Are you talking about the couple who couldn't have kids and the doctors found out that he was just basically boinking a roll of fat on her?
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09-20-2004, 03:03 PM
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09-20-2004, 04:08 PM
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So your SO leaves town and you go look at legs?? Guess that is okay, as long as you just look.  My ex husband's hairy back gets me out of the mood. |
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09-20-2004, 08:10 PM
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I can't remember who posted the thread initially, but I don't think it was me. Weird story, but I wouldn't really call that gross per say. I mean... a lot of guys squirt that stuff into much weirder and disgusting places than a fat pad.
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09-20-2004, 08:42 PM
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Actually, she was the pair of legs in product development until she left for school. And I really don't look. I just love to make a joke. I'm 100% faithfull. |
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09-21-2004, 12:39 AM
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If need be I tend to think about my wife's ex-roommate from when we first started seeing each other, in graphic sexual situations. She was more than rotund and not a very nice person so the idea is enough to calm me down.
Just imagine a walrus without the tusks but with the mustache. *shudder*
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09-21-2004, 06:39 AM
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You know what I definitely DON'T think of to calm down?
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09-21-2004, 06:44 AM
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bwahahahaha......
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09-21-2004, 07:49 AM
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what's so funny?
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09-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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09-21-2004, 10:20 AM
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hee hee. let's see. right click - save-as...
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you should try the live ones. they're even better but back on topic... why would i ever want to reduce my libido? i had a friend who would think of big nasty gramma panties... i didn't ask if he imagined grammas in them or not... ooooh, wait, i get it... that's nickel's mugshot, i'n't it? heehee...
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09-21-2004, 03:00 PM
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let's say you were in the office and there was no possible outlet for it.
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What is funny and who is that. |
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