09-30-2004, 03:54 PM
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"how many people have you slept with"
How do you avoid giving a straight answer? ;-)
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09-30-2004, 04:10 PM
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Admiral
 
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09-30-2004, 04:20 PM
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Rear Admiral Upper Half
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Give a curved answer.
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09-30-2004, 04:25 PM
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Location: Orland Park
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Tell them I'm an engineer, that usually gets the point across.
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09-30-2004, 04:26 PM
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Rear Admiral Upper Half
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Q. How many people have you slept with?
A. Not enough.
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09-30-2004, 04:42 PM
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Chief News Editor & Master of His Domain
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A: all of them.
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09-30-2004, 04:48 PM
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Commander
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09-30-2004, 05:43 PM
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Rear Admiral Lower Half
Join Date: Dec 2000
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....enough to know i need to sleep with more......
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09-30-2004, 06:19 PM
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09-30-2004, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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i asked a guy that question recently, just for statistics sake of course, and he straight out said "i don't know the exact number, but more than 10"
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09-30-2004, 06:22 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
 
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"Define sex."
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09-30-2004, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2000
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I think 'define slept' might be better in that case 
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09-30-2004, 06:39 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Utah
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I like to count it as 2: 1 all the way, and 2 halfs
(don't ask)Probly, I'm an engineering student too... it took me 3 years until I got to the point where I could handle classes and girls  You can do it if you want!
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09-30-2004, 07:57 PM
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It really doesn't matter... because I'm only about you....     And if that doesn't work... just lie and cut the actual number by 2/3 
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09-30-2004, 08:30 PM
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And that actually is all that matters. You shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. |
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09-30-2004, 08:45 PM
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Admiral
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange
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To a girl:
Do you want the number now or afterwards. To a guy: Enough to know that I'm not interested in you.
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09-30-2004, 10:24 PM
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That is actually an easy question to get out of "Well, I have slept with lots of girls, but only had sex with a few" Usually gets the point across, and leaves you an opening for escape.
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10-01-2004, 06:07 AM
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why isn't this a poll?
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10-01-2004, 07:25 AM
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Reminds me of this (edited) scene from Clerks, which can't be reposted here in its entirety
 :Dante Hicks : You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him! Veronica Loughran : Because I never HAD sex with him. (Dante describes an "activity" here.) Veronica Loughran : We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around. Dante Hicks : Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? Veronica Loughran : Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. Dante Hicks : Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! Veronica Loughran : I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood! Dante Hicks : I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! Last edited by caribiner23 : 10-01-2004 at 07:32 AM. |
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10-01-2004, 10:04 AM
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Chief of Naval Operations
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37 dicks?!?! you sucked 37 dicks?!?!  |
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10-01-2004, 01:54 PM
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Captain
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Location: Austin
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"well 38 counting you."
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10-01-2004, 06:39 PM
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at one time or single handedly?
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10-01-2004, 07:06 PM
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Commander
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Dante Hicks : This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something] Dante Hicks : Well? Veronica Loughran : Something like... 36. Dante Hicks : What? Something like 36? Veronica Loughran : Lower your voice. Dante Hicks : Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? Veronica Loughran : Ummm... 37. Dante Hicks : I'm 37? :-) |
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10-01-2004, 07:42 PM
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To continue that thought:
Dante: "37 dicks. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" Guy: "In a row?" |
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10-11-2004, 06:42 AM
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i was just thinking that, nickel! great minds... |
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10-11-2004, 07:49 AM
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Admiral
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Square On My Arse
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This is why I don't keep track. If asked I just say "a few"
And no, I never ask. I have no illusions about any woman my age.
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10-11-2004, 08:53 AM
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10-11-2004, 10:28 AM
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When you don't want to answer the question, I always say ask another in response.
for example, "You said 'people' right?"
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10-11-2004, 12:24 PM
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Chief of Naval Operations
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10-11-2004, 02:55 PM
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Probably cause he wasnt to know how to address this question. He is not trying to find out the avearage G|A members sex rate. |
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