So I Put My Foot in my Mouth again

johnnymk · 10-15-2004, 10:34 AM

I went to a neighborhood tavern last night for Karaoke.

I sat down and noticed Bob, the guy who does the hosting there every two weeks, but not last night. Another girl was doing it last night. Bob was talking to someone and then that person got up to sing.

Well, the person was introduced with a female name. Looking at her, I was sure it was a guy.

Right after she sang, she nodded to Bob and then left.

I went over to Bob and said "Wow, I thought that girl was a guy" He said "Oh, that's my daughter, she's gay".

I felt about two inches tall. I guess he's a little used to it, because she is truly the butchiest female I have EVER seen. I think that 98% of the population would be fooled.

I am building a computer for him for duping Karaoke discs, so I kept going back to him to make sure he still wanted it. He seemed OK, but I really have to watch what I say in the future.

GracieBayb · 10-15-2004, 10:56 AM

Don't worry about it too much Johnny... it could have happened to anyone and if Bob seems cool with it, then you should be too

But yeah... hahaha, your reaction must have been funny when he told you that she was his daughter!!

nickel · 10-15-2004, 10:58 AM

i'll bet he wasn't offended. if she looks like a guy, she looks like a guy. you can't help that, and i'm sure you weren't the first to note it.

btw - how did your toes taste?

DarkFury · 10-15-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by nickel

btw - how did your toes taste?

Heh.. toejam and peanut butter.

johnnymk · 10-15-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by nickel

btw - how did your toes taste?

Oh, that is too funny!!

gwilks98 · 10-15-2004, 04:18 PM

I said something really stupid last weekend.

My mom asked if I would help out with her company community service day so like a good boy, I did. We got there early in the AM on saturday, and while waiting for the shindig to start, I noticed the first girl I ever asked out. (I hadn't seen her in years.)

She steps aside to come talk to me. Chitchat...nothing big. She asked me if I wanted to get a doughnut from the complimentary breakfast table before leaving. I said casually, "No that's ok. I had Jack in the Box on my way in."
She responds, "I LOVE breakfast jacks."
"Actually, I had my first this morning," I declared.
<she nods>
"It wasn't bad," I continue, "But I feel like I need to brush my teeth. <motioned to my mouth> You know, to get the jack off."

She just smiled and walked away at that note.

Don't feel so bad, Johnnymk.

Showtime · 10-15-2004, 04:33 PM

I didnt know the VP had a Karaoke bar.

-j

look_ma · 10-15-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by gwilks98

She steps aside to come talk to me. Chitchat...nothing big. She asked me if I wanted to get a doughnut from the complimentary breakfast table before leaving. I said casually, "No that's ok. I had Jack in the Box on my way in."
She responds, "I LOVE breakfast jacks."
"Actually, I had my first this morning," I declared.
<she nods>
"It wasn't bad," I continue, "But I feel like I need to brush my teeth. <motioned to my mouth> You know, to get the jack off."

She just smiled and walked away at that note.

Ah that is pure brilliance, need to try that one.

10-15-2004, 10:34 AM	#1
johnnymk Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2000 Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA Posts: 13,621	So I Put My Foot in my Mouth again I went to a neighborhood tavern last night for Karaoke. I sat down and noticed Bob, the guy who does the hosting there every two weeks, but not last night. Another girl was doing it last night. Bob was talking to someone and then that person got up to sing. Well, the person was introduced with a female name. Looking at her, I was sure it was a guy. Right after she sang, she nodded to Bob and then left. I went over to Bob and said "Wow, I thought that girl was a guy" He said "Oh, that's my daughter, she's gay". I felt about two inches tall. I guess he's a little used to it, because she is truly the butchiest female I have EVER seen. I think that 98% of the population would be fooled. I am building a computer for him for duping Karaoke discs, so I kept going back to him to make sure he still wanted it. He seemed OK, but I really have to watch what I say in the future. __________________ “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” (Winston Churchill)

10-15-2004, 10:58 AM	#3
nickel Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Jeterville, NYY Posts: 17,786	i'll bet he wasn't offended. if she looks like a guy, she looks like a guy. you can't help that, and i'm sure you weren't the first to note it. btw - how did your toes taste? __________________ click me

10-15-2004, 04:18 PM	#6
gwilks98 Vice Admiral Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: StL Posts: 4,300	I said something really stupid last weekend. My mom asked if I would help out with her company community service day so like a good boy, I did. We got there early in the AM on saturday, and while waiting for the shindig to start, I noticed the first girl I ever asked out. (I hadn't seen her in years.) She steps aside to come talk to me. Chitchat...nothing big. She asked me if I wanted to get a doughnut from the complimentary breakfast table before leaving. I said casually, "No that's ok. I had Jack in the Box on my way in." She responds, "I LOVE breakfast jacks." "Actually, I had my first this morning," I declared. <she nods> "It wasn't bad," I continue, "But I feel like I need to brush my teeth. <motioned to my mouth> You know, to get the jack off." She just smiled and walked away at that note. Don't feel so bad, Johnnymk. __________________ "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away." "Cold silence has A tendancy to Atrophy any Sense of compassion." MJK

10-15-2004, 04:33 PM	#7
Showtime Lakers fanatic Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: L.A. ->SoCal<- O.C. Posts: 7,338	I didnt know the VP had a Karaoke bar. -j __________________ NBA REPORT 10-11/ The 3-Peat! 1948 1949 1950 1952 1953 1954 1972 1980 1982 1985 1987 1988 2000 2001 2002 2009 2010 Reigning NBA CHAMPS!

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10-15-2004, 10:56 AM	#2
GracieBayb Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orange County Posts: 818	Don't worry about it too much Johnny... it could have happened to anyone and if Bob seems cool with it, then you should be too But yeah... hahaha, your reaction must have been funny when he told you that she was his daughter!!

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