10-25-2004, 12:42 PM
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memorable restroom lingo
you know how in some restrooms there are those toliet seat cover (ass gasket) dispensers in the stalls? well, someone had written on one of those metal boxes with a magic marker: "Free Cowboy Hats".
that was actually stolen from some comedian, but have you ever read something on a restroom wall that was funny or caught your attention?
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10-25-2004, 01:24 PM
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Oh yess I funniest and most disgusting thing I read was in Wal-Mart san diego the sign on the bathroom door said " please throw away all paper used for cleansing oneself" it was inside the stall , who needs that as a reminder
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10-25-2004, 09:46 PM
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At my company apparently some people have problems flushing since it says on the door, "Since we have low-flow toilets, you may need to flush twice to clean the bowl". What was the point of low flow toilets then?
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10-25-2004, 09:50 PM
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Once THere was a poem on the stall:
Here I am among vapors, waitng for some toilet paper, How much longer must I linger, Till I am forced, to use my finger. |
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10-25-2004, 10:16 PM
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This is turning into a "potty thread" really fast...
 Don't get in trouble folks... 
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10-26-2004, 08:28 AM
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"i'm watching"
of course, by that time, i was already sitting so i was stuck like an idiot looking up suspiciously to make sure nobody was watching me pee... |
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10-26-2004, 08:59 AM
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"Meet here at 3pm 11/23/04 for huge d*ck"
And about 20 other meeting times from throughout the year 
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10-26-2004, 09:02 AM
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10-26-2004, 09:38 AM
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10-26-2004, 10:55 AM
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The weirdest was in a stall in a rest area along the 5 in the middle of Cali.
"Do you know where your toilet seat has been?" Food for thought, that one.
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10-26-2004, 11:27 AM
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10-26-2004, 11:33 AM
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haha, i carry a travel size can of lysol sometimes and i spray it around public toilet seats... |
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10-26-2004, 11:47 AM
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10-26-2004, 12:06 PM
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it's a cultural thing. my buddy's family owns a business that employs a lot of mexicans that, let's just say...haven't been here long. they have had to put up a similar sign because they will throw the tp in the trash instead of the toilet. 
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that's because a lot of countries don't have septic systems that can handle toilet paper. so in those situations people are taught to throw the paper in a waste basket near the toilet to avoid clogging up the plumbing. not really cultural, more economic than anything else. best sign i saw was put up by the management at a restaurant right over the urinals. it said: "Out aim is to keep this restroom clean for our customers. Your aim will help too."
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10-26-2004, 05:52 PM
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Currently the TP dispenser says "Invasion of the flat booty bitc*&$". For about 2 seconds I thought about taking a picture of it, but then decided how bad that was going to look.
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Here in San Diego there is a dessert place that had a similar sign except the opposite, telling the women not to put the sanitary napkins in the toilet. It was in Spanish, even though there are no spanish workers there that I can see. It is a dual sex bathroom so I saw it the last time I was there. It kinda pissed me off. Quote:
Too Short.
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Don't tell me that means you're going to be in Pittsburgh then too! Didn't know what you meant by coincidently |
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10-26-2004, 10:35 PM
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Sorry there potty writing professor, didn't know there was a minimum... |
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10-27-2004, 07:24 AM
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nickel, if you're gonna be in pittsburgh, you better fuggin tell me!
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10-27-2004, 01:47 PM
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you never told me, and never approached me, how am i too shy when i don't know. besides, now we can go have a drink together |
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10-27-2004, 02:33 PM
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