true. true.

revil · 12-19-2004, 08:53 AM

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A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

http://www.bash.org/?414593

~~Cantacuzene~~ · 12-19-2004, 09:04 AM

I take it you aren't familiar with the ladder theory.

molecularfire · 12-19-2004, 03:57 PM

Nah, I like Chris Rock's theory. The woman knows that the guy is going to hang around which makes him a great back-up position. When she starts getting old and can no longer get better looking guys and is looking to settle down, that's when she starts looking at him.

BrewMaster · 12-20-2004, 11:24 AM

while the ladder is quite true I don't think we're in that complex of a region yet. we're still talking about Intellectual Whores.

welfareloser · 12-20-2004, 11:51 AM

bah... guys do the same thing, ya bitter bastids. if you can't figure out how to like a woman for who she is, who likes you back for who you are, you have no bidness complaining

your own damn fault for chasing what's on the outside instead of what's on the inside.

Booyamos · 12-20-2004, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantacuzene

I take it you aren't familiar with the ladder theory.

lol that was an interesting read. I had my "whore phase" ( i as the whore

) with the friends with benefits and all that, i have to say i am much happier now that i have the most wonderful gf ever.

BrewMaster · 12-20-2004, 01:02 PM

leaving the state of whoredom is always a good thing.

~~Cantacuzene~~ · 12-20-2004, 03:38 PM

I won't lie, I'm an intellectual whore with some girls right now. That said, I'm fully aware of it, and not putting myself through any sort of emotional hell over, since I have other girls that are "higher on the ladder." I don't mind being an intellectual whore for one girl if I get to non-intellectually stimulate another at the same time.

Plus I get to use one of my favorite lines often. When a girl says, "I want to be with a smart/funny/sensitive guy blah blah" I always respond, "well now you're on the right track, but you're on the wrong train."

BrewMaster · 12-20-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantacuzene

I don't mind being an intellectual whore for one girl if I get to non-intellectually stimulate another at the same time.

is that another way of saying you like to talk during an orgy?

~~Cantacuzene~~ · 12-20-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BrewMaster

is that another way of saying you like to talk during an orgy?

I'd like to try that. Someone has to be the life of the party. Something has to drown out the slurping noises, better me pontificating on whatever than heinous 70's porn groove music.

BrewMaster · 12-20-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantacuzene

I'd like to try that. Someone has to be the life of the party. Something has to drown out the slurping noises, better me pontificating on whatever than heinous 70's porn groove music.

i can't argue with you on that one. i mean, that music is pretty bad. but it's times like this that i am glad that you and i live on opposite sides of the country. i have to hear neither the slurping noises nor your pontifications.

Freelance Superhero · 12-20-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BrewMaster

i can't argue with you on that one. i mean, that music is pretty bad. but it's times like this that i am glad that you and i live on opposite sides of the country. i have to hear neither the slurping noises nor your pontifications.

that made me laugh...

welfareloser · 12-20-2004, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantacuzene

I'd like to try that. Someone has to be the life of the party. Something has to drown out the slurping noises, better me pontificating on whatever than heinous 70's porn groove music.

and yet, also

and last but not least... well, actually, definitely least... a dash of

BrewMaster · 12-20-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by welfareloser

:

and last but not least... well, actually, definitely least... a dash of

Canta, got room for one more in that group? I think WL wants to hear your pontifications...

~~Cantacuzene~~ · 12-21-2004, 05:14 AM

I can assure you my random thoughts are much more entertaining and far less annoying than Andy Rooney's, and he is a professional thought sayer.

johnnymk · 12-21-2004, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by molecularfire

Nah, I like Chris Rock's theory. The woman knows that the guy is going to hang around which makes him a great back-up position. When she starts getting old and can no longer get better looking guys and is looking to settle down, that's when she starts looking at him.

Women my age will take anything as long as he's breathing (or slightly warm)

BrewMaster · 12-21-2004, 08:42 AM

sounds like you're really old johnnymk.

molecularfire · 12-21-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnymk

Women my age will take anything as long as he's breathing (or slightly warm)

That's what you get for waiting a little too long. You want them desperate enough to settle down to pick you but not desperate enough to pick just anybody.

12-19-2004, 03:57 PM	#3
molecularfire Admiral Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Walking through a lemon grove looking for one good orange Posts: 6,134	Nah, I like Chris Rock's theory. The woman knows that the guy is going to hang around which makes him a great back-up position. When she starts getting old and can no longer get better looking guys and is looking to settle down, that's when she starts looking at him. __________________ Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self. I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.

12-20-2004, 11:24 AM	#4
BrewMaster Ruler-Of-All-Things-Beer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pasadena, CA Posts: 10,249	while the ladder is quite true I don't think we're in that complex of a region yet. we're still talking about Intellectual Whores. __________________ respect beer.

12-20-2004, 11:51 AM	#5
welfareloser Grand Moff Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: jabba's palace. (yes, i do... and no, you can't.) Posts: 9,718	bah... guys do the same thing, ya bitter bastids. if you can't figure out how to like a woman for who she is, who likes you back for who you are, you have no bidness complaining your own damn fault for chasing what's on the outside instead of what's on the inside. __________________ Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life. ~ Leo Buscaglia http://www.welfareloser.com http://gotapexblogs.net/users/welfareloser/

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12-19-2004, 09:04 AM	#2
~~Cantacuzene~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA Posts: 8,700	I take it you aren't familiar with the ladder theory.

12-20-2004, 01:02 PM	#7
BrewMaster Ruler-Of-All-Things-Beer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pasadena, CA Posts: 10,249	leaving the state of whoredom is always a good thing.

12-20-2004, 03:38 PM	#8
~~Cantacuzene~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA Posts: 8,700	I won't lie, I'm an intellectual whore with some girls right now. That said, I'm fully aware of it, and not putting myself through any sort of emotional hell over, since I have other girls that are "higher on the ladder." I don't mind being an intellectual whore for one girl if I get to non-intellectually stimulate another at the same time. Plus I get to use one of my favorite lines often. When a girl says, "I want to be with a smart/funny/sensitive guy blah blah" I always respond, "well now you're on the right track, but you're on the wrong train."

12-21-2004, 05:14 AM	#15
~~Cantacuzene~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA Posts: 8,700	I can assure you my random thoughts are much more entertaining and far less annoying than Andy Rooney's, and he is a professional thought sayer.

12-21-2004, 08:42 AM	#17
BrewMaster Ruler-Of-All-Things-Beer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pasadena, CA Posts: 10,249	sounds like you're really old johnnymk.

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