Why You Shouldn't Wear Vibrating Panties

mcs328 · 05-18-2005, 10:34 PM

Maybe NSFW because of the links inside the actual story.
Please remove if it offends.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05...ting_knickers/

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

Passion Pants: wear with careThe following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

MrGreg · 05-18-2005, 11:49 PM

so many questions come to mind...

zippyjuan · 05-19-2005, 12:08 AM

The SUN is famous for their "naughty" oriented stories. They are well known for their "Page Three Girl" who is both buxom and topless. Available at newsstands throught the UK.

Jane83 · 05-19-2005, 12:36 AM

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

speedracer120 · 05-19-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jane83

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

Eww.

Merlin · 05-19-2005, 05:42 AM

Sounds like nickel has been travelling.

nickel · 05-19-2005, 06:18 AM

*BUSTED*

yeh, and notice i wouldn't give them consent to print my name.

05-19-2005, 07:03 AM

At least she had a good time before she got hurt. Ha

DarkFury · 05-19-2005, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jane83

weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

Heh... not to mention the "associated smell".

angl2b · 05-19-2005, 10:11 AM

LMAO

nickel · 05-19-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFury

Heh... not to mention the "associated smell".

what smell?

ohhh, that flowery, fresh, comeandget it smell?

mcs328 · 05-19-2005, 10:31 AM

[Peter] Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made [Peter]
I don't know why this popped in my head after Nickels comment.

surfer · 05-19-2005, 12:03 PM

They should sell a ton of them with all the free publicity!

DarkFury · 05-19-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickel

what smell?

ohhh, that flowery, fresh, comeandget it smell?

Well.. that's not usually it... but if you say so...

mcs328 · 05-19-2005, 12:10 PM

Can you even walk normally while it's buzzing inside or do you have to do the pee-pee dance?

nickel · 05-19-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFury

Well.. that's not usually it... but if you say so...

what is it then?

btw - you smell... nice and woodsy there. i think...

BrewMaster · 05-19-2005, 12:21 PM

i would think that a woman would want to enjoy that in the comfort of her own home, not while she is in the supermarket. geez, talk about multitasking...

Mommypooh · 05-19-2005, 12:28 PM

Yeah the multi tasking is getting out of control. That is just wrong on so many different levels.

gear02 · 05-19-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcs328

Can you even walk normally while it's buzzing inside or do you have to do the pee-pee dance?

Do some experiments and get back to us with the results

mcs328 · 05-19-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gear02

Do some experiments and get back to us with the results

Tell me if it's noticeable at the G|A meetup tomorrow. If I pass out make sure I spill hot Starbucks coffee on myself so I can sue for some outrageous amount.

cadetevon · 05-19-2005, 12:44 PM

There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me?

angl2b · 05-19-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcs328

Tell me if it's noticeable at the G|A meetup tomorrow. If I pass out make sure I spill hot Starbucks coffee on myself so I can sue for some outrageous amount.

nasty

mcs328 · 05-19-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angl2b

nasty

...only if I don't clean it before it's your turn the next day. Wasn't that the deal? Or is that TMI for everyone

angl2b · 05-19-2005, 01:13 PM

OMG - that is a lie - and that is sick...

I no longer know who you are....

nickel · 05-19-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angl2b

OMG - that is a lie - and that is sick...

I no longer know who you are....

*giggle*

you guys are so cute

gear02 · 05-19-2005, 01:15 PM

hehehe i might have destroyed the mcs - angl2b relationship...

If it falls apart, can I date angl?

BrewMaster · 05-19-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadetevon

There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me?

because your body is vibrating and sending interference to my monitor. please take a couple of steps back. thanks.

gear02 · 05-19-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickel

*giggle*

you guys are so cute

hehehe yeah they are...

I wonder if they're sitting next to each other posting...that's kinda like IMing your friend who's sitting next to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadetevon

There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff.

It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one.

Why are you staring at me?

are you a guy? With that knowledge I hope you're not...unless you've done a lot of...(ahem)..."research"

nickel · 05-19-2005, 01:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BrewMaster

i would think that a woman would want to enjoy that in the comfort of her own home, not while she is in the supermarket. geez, talk about multitasking...

(and you were the one who didn't know what a "pearl necklace" was, right?

)

what's cool is that they have these with a remote control so your bf/SO can start it up at some opportune and interesting moment.

MrGreg · 05-19-2005, 01:22 PM

If those remotes had a long enough range, that could make an interesting white elephant / gift exchange item.

Somebody posts something you like -> give them a little buzz

05-18-2005, 10:34 PM	#1
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	Why You Shouldn't Wear Vibrating Panties Maybe NSFW because of the links inside the actual story. Please remove if it offends. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05...ting_knickers/ Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers By Lester Haines Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT Passion Pants: wear with careThe following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea. Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag. To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest. For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. __________________ Last edited by mcs328 : 05-18-2005 at 10:44 PM.

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05-19-2005, 12:08 AM	#3
zippyjuan Picture of the Day Guru Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 8,756	The SUN is famous for their "naughty" oriented stories. They are well known for their "Page Three Girl" who is both buxom and topless. Available at newsstands throught the UK.

05-19-2005, 12:36 AM	#4
Jane83 Commander Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: S. Pasadena Posts: 1,452	weird...i feel sorry for the paramedic who had to take it out....im sure it wasnt dry...i hope he used gloves

05-19-2005, 07:03 AM	#8
MJordanash Posts: n/a	At least she had a good time before she got hurt. Ha

05-19-2005, 10:31 AM	#12
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	[Peter] Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made [Peter] I don't know why this popped in my head after Nickels comment.

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surfer Captain Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,812	They should sell a ton of them with all the free publicity!

05-19-2005, 12:10 PM	#15
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	Can you even walk normally while it's buzzing inside or do you have to do the pee-pee dance?

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BrewMaster Ruler-Of-All-Things-Beer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pasadena, CA Posts: 10,249	i would think that a woman would want to enjoy that in the comfort of her own home, not while she is in the supermarket. geez, talk about multitasking... __________________ respect beer.

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Mommypooh Commander Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,425	Yeah the multi tasking is getting out of control. That is just wrong on so many different levels. __________________ Married to my High School sweetheart and Best Friend BigJon Mommy to Gabby (03/03), Cameron (01/05), and Magnus (09/07)

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cadetevon Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,388	There are specially sold 'eggs' that work while just walking around doing regular stuff. It's not out of the question to go to do the weekly shopping while using one. Why are you staring at me? __________________ Yvonne Funny: My Next Wife.

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MrGreg Captain Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Beaverton, OR Posts: 1,529	If those remotes had a long enough range, that could make an interesting white elephant / gift exchange item. Somebody posts something you like -> give them a little buzz

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