How to get rid of ugly tan lines?

GracieBayb · 08-13-2005, 07:45 PM

I don't know if this is the right place to post this question but what can you do about ugly tan lines? While I was on my cruise a couple of weeks ago, I work a tank top over my bathing suit for about an hour and ended up with these horrible strappy tan lines over my shoulders. i didn't really care at first because i figured i would just wear clothes that would cover the pale white stripes going up and down my shoulders - but it's beginning to become a real pain not being able to wear my halters and tube tops. does anybody have any clever ideas?

BigJon · 08-13-2005, 08:43 PM

Cover the tanned spots in sunscreen, then go out and tan just the pale strips. Just keep an eye on them. If they are just a little light...it's not too bad...but don't make them too dark...they'll look funny.

avlena · 08-13-2005, 08:45 PM

Self tan those areas. The Neutrogena bronzing self-tan foam works pretty well. I'm doing it for my wedding cuz I have almost permanent bikini tan lines, and i have this horrible sock tan from playing soccer all summer long.

Nija · 08-13-2005, 09:31 PM

You are required to tan topless until I'm done pleasuring myself.

Yossarian · 08-13-2005, 09:31 PM

and to send pics to nija and me of said toplesss sonbathing

ialsohaveadream · 08-13-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nija

You are required to tan topless until I'm done pleasuring myself.

I can't believe it took until the 4th post for someone to offer that.

I liked the "...until I'm done pleasuring myself" part, though. Nice touch.

BigJon · 08-14-2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nija

You are required to tan topless until I'm done pleasuring myself.

Don't worry GracieBayb...that shouldn't take him too long. He should be done in a matter of seconds.

chrissy · 08-14-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJon

Don't worry GracieBayb...that shouldn't take him too long. He should be done in a matter of seconds.

And you know this how?

guiseppewv · 08-14-2005, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yossarian

and to send pics to nija and me of said toplesss sonbathing

and I want video of said topless and bottom less sunbathing.

BigJon · 08-14-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrissy

And you know this how?

Think about it...it's Nija.

Err...better yet, don't think about it.

ray · 08-14-2005, 05:03 PM

This thread is useless without pictures.

GracieBayb · 08-14-2005, 05:54 PM

you want pictures of my gross, peeling tan lines?

BigJon · 08-14-2005, 06:42 PM

Hey...people have their fetishes...you know?

Nija · 08-14-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GracieBayb

you want pictures of my gross, peeling tan lines?

guiseppewv · 08-14-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GracieBayb

you want pictures of my gross, peeling tan lines?

Yes......as long as they include full frontal nudity.

PiPhiAngel · 08-14-2005, 09:21 PM

hey gracie!!

i think the only way to really get rid of them is to tan either topless or with a strapless top...so you'd be darker overall, but eventually the lines will fade a little.

Nija · 08-14-2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiPhiAngel

hey gracie!!

i think the only way to really get rid of them is to tan ... topless

Listen to her, girlfriend. She speakth the truth-th.

And take pics.

Merlin · 08-15-2005, 06:23 AM

Just spend plenty of time in the sun with the bikini on. After a few days of exposure it will even out.

InfiniteNothing · 08-15-2005, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avlena

I'm doing it for my wedding cuz I have almost permanent bikini tan lines,

Wow, that must be quite an awsome wedding dress. Invite?

riskykougra · 08-15-2005, 10:37 AM

Another idea for next time is to go to a tanning salon before any trips so you will already have an even tan and you wont have to worry about lines.

InfiniteNothing · 08-15-2005, 10:58 AM

We used to play these games for cash at an old job of mine (Subway). You get bored sometimes and this seems less dangerous than roman candles.

brainsmile · 08-15-2005, 11:15 AM

guiseppewv · 08-15-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing

We used to play these games for cash at an old job of mine (Subway). You get bored sometimes and this seems less dangerous than roman candles.

What?

RoniMan · 08-15-2005, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing

We used to play these games for cash at an old job of mine (Subway). You get bored sometimes and this seems less dangerous than roman candles.

i think the thought of graciebayb topless has fried his brain.

guiseppewv · 08-15-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoniMan

i think the thought of graciebayb topless has fried his brain.

Damn, b00bs usually only hyptonize me.

Must just be the weak minded brains that they fry. j/k

Airencracken · 08-15-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nija

guiseppewv · 08-15-2005, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GracieBayb

I don't know if this is the right place to post this question but....<snip>

I would have to say that we answered that question.

08-13-2005, 07:45 PM	#1
GracieBayb Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orange County Posts: 818	How to get rid of ugly tan lines? I don't know if this is the right place to post this question but what can you do about ugly tan lines? While I was on my cruise a couple of weeks ago, I work a tank top over my bathing suit for about an hour and ended up with these horrible strappy tan lines over my shoulders. i didn't really care at first because i figured i would just wear clothes that would cover the pale white stripes going up and down my shoulders - but it's beginning to become a real pain not being able to wear my halters and tube tops. does anybody have any clever ideas?

08-13-2005, 08:43 PM	#2
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	Cover the tanned spots in sunscreen, then go out and tan just the pale strips. Just keep an eye on them. If they are just a little light...it's not too bad...but don't make them too dark...they'll look funny. __________________

08-13-2005, 08:45 PM	#3
avlena Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: So-Cal Posts: 1,691	Self tan those areas. The Neutrogena bronzing self-tan foam works pretty well. I'm doing it for my wedding cuz I have almost permanent bikini tan lines, and i have this horrible sock tan from playing soccer all summer long. __________________ Have a groovy day!

08-13-2005, 09:31 PM	#4
Nija Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2001 Location: City of The Dead Posts: 13,552	You are required to tan topless until I'm done pleasuring myself. __________________ "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

08-13-2005, 09:31 PM	#5
Yossarian Chief of Navel Inspections Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 12,187	and to send pics to nija and me of said toplesss sonbathing __________________ "So cheers all and remember, don't mistake my old age for maturity. Just because I grow old does not mean I grow up. " -Merlin "Now that your limelight has been sufficently trashed I will leave"- Nija Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say 'you are a sinner', and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky. ~Timothy Leary

08-14-2005, 05:03 PM	#11
ray captain awesome Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,054	This thread is useless without pictures.

08-14-2005, 05:54 PM	#12
GracieBayb Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orange County Posts: 818	you want pictures of my gross, peeling tan lines?

08-14-2005, 06:42 PM	#13
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	Hey...people have their fetishes...you know?

08-14-2005, 09:21 PM	#16
PiPhiAngel Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 364	hey gracie!! i think the only way to really get rid of them is to tan either topless or with a strapless top...so you'd be darker overall, but eventually the lines will fade a little.

08-15-2005, 06:23 AM	#18
Merlin Admiral Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Square On My Arse Posts: 7,410	Just spend plenty of time in the sun with the bikini on. After a few days of exposure it will even out. __________________

08-15-2005, 10:37 AM	#20
riskykougra Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Too close to the North Pole. Posts: 562	Another idea for next time is to go to a tanning salon before any trips so you will already have an even tan and you wont have to worry about lines.

08-15-2005, 10:58 AM	#21
InfiniteNothing Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 10,086	We used to play these games for cash at an old job of mine (Subway). You get bored sometimes and this seems less dangerous than roman candles.

08-15-2005, 11:15 AM	#22
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	huh? __________________ ********************************** DCM #1 (Founder) "Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.

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