Guys/Gals. How do I get my significant other to go down on me?

Pemolis · 08-18-2005, 03:07 PM

I've been dating my girl for 1.5 years. She's sweet, honest, cute and a bit nieve (this is purely on her part cause I am her first main squeeze). Either/or, here's my issue.

I go down on her willingly (and repeatedly) till she passes out, yet she rarely if ever reciprocates (when she is awake). So how do I get her to... well do that deed?

I've already expressed my desire for that, and we even joke about it but still... nada.

So is it wrong to expect her to... well perform? And how do I get her to... perform?

irwin · 08-18-2005, 03:15 PM

My friend said he just slowly pushes down on his girl's head when they're kissing upright. If she resists, he uses both hands for more leverage.

mcs328 · 08-18-2005, 03:26 PM

69? Some girls just don't do that. Is your junk clean? Maybe she think's bacterially nasty and a shower beforehand might help change her mind.

Hmm...got any spare diamond rings laying around? I hear that works all the time.

MrGreg · 08-18-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mcs328

Hmm...got any spare diamond rings laying around? I hear that works all the time.

I thought that's when they STOP doing it.

BigJon · 08-18-2005, 03:29 PM

Wait until she's sleeping...then...

cadetevon · 08-18-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pemolis

yet she rarely if ever reciprocates (when she is awake).

WTF?

Explain this to me?

Jenny · 08-18-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cadetevon

WTF?

Explain this to me?

Yeah, I'm hoping he was kidding. This thread just gives me the creeps...

cadetevon · 08-18-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenny

Yeah, I'm hoping he was kidding. This thread just gives me the creeps...

doolittle · 08-18-2005, 04:08 PM

A bottle of booze and some chocolate sauce may help. You may end up alone, drunk, and covered in chocolate syrup , but hey, you can still have a satisfying shower.

Kevster · 08-18-2005, 04:18 PM

Is it clean down there? Does it smell ok? Does she like lollipops?

Nija · 08-18-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevster

Does she like lollipops?

Yes.

Thesifer · 08-18-2005, 05:04 PM

I can't help here.. because I had an ex that just wouldn't do it .. while we were together.. then we broke up.. and she turned into everything she didn't used to be .. Doing WHATEVER .. a guy wanted.. pretty much litterally.. And currently her new thing is "Swinger Dating"

ialsohaveadream · 08-18-2005, 05:14 PM

Here's an idea: Tell her that's what you want, only say it seriously. If she still won't do it, break up with her. Maybe she can find a guy who isn't into oral....tell her good luck with that.

And I'm with all the stupids that were wondering about the "while she's awake" part. You can't possibly mean you've tried it when she's asleep. First of all, it wouldn't feel nearly as good. Second of all, she'll bite your junk (and I don't think anyone would blame her).

BigJon · 08-18-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Thesifer

I can't help here.. because I had an ex that just wouldn't do it .. while we were together.. then we broke up.. and she turned into everything she didn't used to be .. Doing WHATEVER .. a guy wanted.. pretty much litterally.. And currently her new thing is "Swinger Dating"

Hehehe...Thesifer...go rent a hooker for the night and take her to the "swinger date", when it's time to switch partners you can show that ex whats what!

Nija · 08-18-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJon

Hehehe...Thesifer...go rent a hooker for the night and take her to the "swinger date", when it's time to switch partners you can show that ex whats what!

Yeah, you can totally show her the difference's between syphillis & gential warts, that'd be awesome!

nickel · 08-18-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevster

Is it clean down there? Does it smell ok? Does she like lollipops?

Pemolis · 08-18-2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pemolis

yet she rarely if ever reciprocates (when she is awake).

Oh gees I did not even realize how that sounded. I linked the two sentences very awkwardly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pemolis

I go down on her willingly (and repeatedly) till she passes out, yet she rarely if ever reciprocates (when she is awake). So how do I get her to... well do that deed?

I'll rephrase

-----I go down on her willingly and repeatedly till she passes out. But when she wakes up, she rarely if ever reciprocates.-----

I was never an english major for a reason.

Yet I am VERY serious in this thread people. Strangely enough my drunken friend talked about that today... and basically said "I haven't Lived!!!!".

So some serious feedback people.

BigJon · 08-18-2005, 07:58 PM

We have. Either she's a prude or your junk smells.

Jenny · 08-18-2005, 08:14 PM

Eh, I wouldn't say it has to be either of those. I don't like doing it. I just don't like the way it tastes and my jaw gets sore cause I have a small mouth. lol

ialsohaveadream · 08-18-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJon

We have. Either she's a prude or your junk smells.

Yup. And if it's the former, dump her. If it's the latter, take a freakin shower.

LegendKiller · 08-18-2005, 08:18 PM

Sometimes chicks just don't want to do it. Just like some guys can't stand doing it the other way due to certain issues.

You can try to say you won't do it to her unless she reciprocates. She might say it is a tit-for-tat childish thing, but you should look at it more of a quid pro quo. Everybody gets what they want and everybody is happy in the end.

Although, in the end, does it matter all *that* much? A BJ isn't the end all and be all of sexual existence. I would disagree with "you aren't living if you don't get them". There are much more enjoyable things that you can do that that.

I have never understood the emphasis placed up them myself. I take a much more external outlook, if she's happy I am happy.

GracieBayb · 08-18-2005, 08:34 PM

maybe you should shave/trim? in the words of samantha from sex in the city, "everytime i blow you, i feel like i'm flossing"

brainsmile · 08-18-2005, 09:08 PM

maybe she can't find it

Nija · 08-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Yeah. If she doesn't want to orally gratify you, next time you are doing her doggy-style, stick it in her butt.

Then give her this:

Pemolis · 08-18-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nija

Yeah. If she doesn't want to orally gratify you, next time you are doing her doggy-style, stick it in her butt.

Then give her this:

Been there, done that.

Some actual help would be nice

Nija · 08-18-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pemolis

Some actual help would be nice

You gave her the card, too?

The card makes the whole thing.

And if she is not sexually satisfying you, I see no reason to stay with her.

brainsmile · 08-18-2005, 09:56 PM

hehehe... nice Nija

hapoo · 08-18-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendKiller

I have never understood the emphasis placed up them myself. I take a much more external outlook, if she's happy I am happy.

I agree, but personally i think a "if she's happy i'm happy" situation only works when i know she feels the same way.

BigJon · 08-18-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pemolis

Yet I am VERY serious in this thread people. Strangely enough my drunken friend talked about that today... and basically said "I haven't Lived!!!!"

Besides...why are you listening to a drunken friend anyways? We've told you over and over in this thread.

It's either a problem with HER or YOU. You can't force her to give you head. You can't guilt trip her to do it. If you want head so bad, go find another girl. If head is the only important thing that your relationship has to offer...then you need to get your priorities straight.

Want head? Go get it. Otherwise, learn to live with her and without head.

Sorry to break the bad news.

brainsmile · 08-18-2005, 10:48 PM

ha ha ha... why don't you just draw a face on her belly

08-18-2005, 03:07 PM	#1
Pemolis Lieutenant Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 350	Guys/Gals. How do I get my significant other to go down on me? I've been dating my girl for 1.5 years. She's sweet, honest, cute and a bit nieve (this is purely on her part cause I am her first main squeeze). Either/or, here's my issue. I go down on her willingly (and repeatedly) till she passes out, yet she rarely if ever reciprocates (when she is awake). So how do I get her to... well do that deed? I've already expressed my desire for that, and we even joke about it but still... nada. So is it wrong to expect her to... well perform? And how do I get her to... perform?

08-18-2005, 03:26 PM	#3
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	69? Some girls just don't do that. Is your junk clean? Maybe she think's bacterially nasty and a shower beforehand might help change her mind. Hmm...got any spare diamond rings laying around? I hear that works all the time. __________________

08-18-2005, 03:29 PM	#5
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	Wait until she's sleeping...then... __________________

08-18-2005, 04:08 PM	#9
doolittle Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 910	A bottle of booze and some chocolate sauce may help. You may end up alone, drunk, and covered in chocolate syrup , but hey, you can still have a satisfying shower. __________________ Bill Gates "We'll never be as cool as them. Every conference you go to, there they are dressed in black, and no one is cooler!"

08-18-2005, 04:18 PM	#10
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08-18-2005, 03:15 PM	#2
irwin Vice Admiral Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: ohi Posts: 4,525	My friend said he just slowly pushes down on his girl's head when they're kissing upright. If she resists, he uses both hands for more leverage.

08-18-2005, 05:04 PM	#12
Thesifer Vice Admiral Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,338	I can't help here.. because I had an ex that just wouldn't do it .. while we were together.. then we broke up.. and she turned into everything she didn't used to be .. Doing WHATEVER .. a guy wanted.. pretty much litterally.. And currently her new thing is "Swinger Dating" __________________

08-18-2005, 05:14 PM	#13
ialsohaveadream Fleet Admiral Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: FL Posts: 8,077	Here's an idea: Tell her that's what you want, only say it seriously. If she still won't do it, break up with her. Maybe she can find a guy who isn't into oral....tell her good luck with that. And I'm with all the stupids that were wondering about the "while she's awake" part. You can't possibly mean you've tried it when she's asleep. First of all, it wouldn't feel nearly as good. Second of all, she'll bite your junk (and I don't think anyone would blame her). __________________ Web log

08-18-2005, 07:58 PM	#18
BigJon Vice Admiral Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In the kitchen...skinning onions... Posts: 4,946	We have. Either she's a prude or your junk smells.

08-18-2005, 08:14 PM	#19
Jenny Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Kansas City area Posts: 10,947	Eh, I wouldn't say it has to be either of those. I don't like doing it. I just don't like the way it tastes and my jaw gets sore cause I have a small mouth. lol

08-18-2005, 08:18 PM	#21
LegendKiller Vice Admiral Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Northern VA Posts: 4,927	Sometimes chicks just don't want to do it. Just like some guys can't stand doing it the other way due to certain issues. You can try to say you won't do it to her unless she reciprocates. She might say it is a tit-for-tat childish thing, but you should look at it more of a quid pro quo. Everybody gets what they want and everybody is happy in the end. Although, in the end, does it matter all that much? A BJ isn't the end all and be all of sexual existence. I would disagree with "you aren't living if you don't get them". There are much more enjoyable things that you can do that that. I have never understood the emphasis placed up them myself. I take a much more external outlook, if she's happy I am happy.

08-18-2005, 08:34 PM	#22
GracieBayb Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orange County Posts: 818	maybe you should shave/trim? in the words of samantha from sex in the city, "everytime i blow you, i feel like i'm flossing"

08-18-2005, 09:08 PM	#23
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	maybe she can't find it __________________ ********************************** DCM #1 (Founder) "Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.

08-18-2005, 09:18 PM	#24
Nija Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2001 Location: City of The Dead Posts: 13,552	Yeah. If she doesn't want to orally gratify you, next time you are doing her doggy-style, stick it in her butt. Then give her this:

08-18-2005, 09:56 PM	#27
brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	hehehe... nice Nija

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brainsmile Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!? Posts: 13,754	ha ha ha... why don't you just draw a face on her belly

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