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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight. Link

nickel

the marriage was doomed. they are too much alike.

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MrGreg

Question:

Did they take the time to make the homemade bombs during the fight, or did they just happen to have them laying around?

I don't know about you, but I don't keep a large supply of homemade bomb on hand, you know, just in case.

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cheapie

that's precisely what i was wondering!

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ShawnLee

Dude! Imagine what their honeymoon was like!

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sizemic1

Well you're obviously not married or in a state of denial about your feelings toward your partner. Nothing says I love you more than hurling a maltov cocktail at your significant other.

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