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  1. 05-26-2006, 09:39 AM #1
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    Talking How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
    with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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  2. 05-26-2006, 09:40 AM #2
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    such great knowledge of insects. Yet Funny.
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    That was a good one!!!
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  9. 05-27-2006, 04:48 AM #9
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