Cute one for a Tuesday

[RIVERWIDOW]

I think this is really cute. And oh so true!!

Harvey and Gladys are getting ready
for bed. Gladys is standing in front
of her full-length mirror, taking a
long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments.
"I stare into this mirror and I
see an ancient creature. My face
is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so
much that they dangle to my waist,
my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and...my butt looks
like a sad, deflated version of the
Hindenberg!"

She turns to face her husband and
says, "Dear, please tell me just one
positive thing about my body so I can
feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a
moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well.. there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight yet."

He never heard the shot.

[KIISQueen]

Cute

[starkiis]

Thats really cute

[MJordanash]

Cute.

[RIVERWIDOW]

And let me add another!!!

Subject: 2 guys at Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help
each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well,
she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."