I think this is really cute. And oh so true!!
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready
for bed. Gladys is standing in front
of her full-length mirror, taking a
long, hard look at herself.
"You know, Harvey," she comments.
"I stare into this mirror and I
see an ancient creature. My face
is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so
much that they dangle to my waist,
my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and...my butt looks
like a sad, deflated version of the
She turns to face her husband and
says, "Dear, please tell me just one
positive thing about my body so I can
feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a
moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well.. there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight yet."
He never heard the shot.