(one star) My Batman Taco Bell Cup, April 13, 2006
I got me some pizza the other day. When I got home and started eatin on the pizza and drinkin my coke out of my favorite Batman Cup that I got from Taco Bell in 1989, I had realized I needed a coaster to set my favorite Batman Cup that I got from Taco Bell in 1989 down on. my favorite Batman Cup that I got from Taco Bell in 1989 found a pretty good sittin' place on this here CD. I personally could care less about the music. I tried to listen at it but I could make as much sense of it as my 5 dogs could, which by the way they love to howl like the dickens at when they here this CD. Anyway this CD is really good for settin my favorite Batman Cup that I got from Taco Bell in 1989 on. To me that's bout' all it's good for.
(one star) Boat owner manual overload, April 13, 2006
I've been known from time to time to sit back and own my boat. Boat owning is a very comfortable hobby. Owning boats is art. Reading about other boat owners is poetry. Reading about other boat owners while looking at my boat is pretty damn near salvation. This CD made my girlfriend kill herself. Now all I have is my boat and the boat owner's manual. Guess what I did to this CD?
(one star) Lunch thief, April 13, 2006
I love dancin. Collecting magazines is fun. Driving without pants on is allowed. Making CD's like this is not allowed. Here is why. When it makes me not want to dance or work on my magazine collection something is way wrong. Even worse for some odd reason I feel really guilty now when I'm driving around without pants on when this CD is playing. Why God!! Why? Verdi, Gimme back my lunch money or else you'll pay.