So I had been seeing this girl for about a month and a half. We break up two weeks ago. Last week, she calls me and informs me that she has mono.
As of today, I haven't kissed her in 3 weeks. mono can take up to 7 weeks to show up. So I get to sit in waiting and not touch the opposite sex the rest of the semester, waiting to find out if I get to stay in my room for the next month.
Y'all better pray I don't come down with mono. Cause you know what happens if Wilks doesn't leave his room? He stays on Apex ALL DAY.
Well, I am looking on the bright side of things. Mono is spanish for monkey, and that's cool in and of iteslf.