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    We live together and she is totally useless. She doesnt like cleaning up after herself and gets mad when I ask her.

    Doesnt like to drive, wants me to take her everywhere. Would it be wrong if when I got my other car fixed for me not to take her anywhere due to another car being available for her to drive.


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    Of what use is she?

    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

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    Originally posted by gotmilk
    We live together and she is totally useless. She doesnt like cleaning up after herself and gets mad when I ask her.

    sounds like a guy. ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HER WHOLE PAST?

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    If she were a guy, at least "she" would like to drive. But seriously, what is the use of having her as a girlfriend? No offense.

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    Originally posted by dodo90024
    If she were a guy, at least "she" would like to drive. But seriously, what is the use of having her as a girlfriend? No offense.

    SEX, SEX, AND MORE SEX

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    Hey Milk

    Are you sure this "girlfriend" isn't your computer? I mean if so, I have a program that will have it using your fans and cdrom drive to clean the entire house... It's great, she will even have sex when ever I want!

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    Re: Hey Milk

    Originally posted by AmRivlin
    Are you sure this "girlfriend" isn't your computer? I mean if so, I have a program that will have it using your fans and cdrom drive to clean the entire house... It's great, she will even have sex when ever I want!
    cybersex?

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    She better give good head or something. I would have dumped her for one of her friends a long time ago..

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    Okay

    Gotmilk getting some from a girl...

    AmRivlin having sex with his computer hardware...

    That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more...I'm outta here...
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

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    Aww~

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by hapoo


    SEX, SEX, AND MORE SEX
    That what it all boils down to, she has gotten better though, since I have been talking about her real bad lately.

    I basically told her that if I have to do all the cleaning and sh!t, I would be better off by myself.

    It gotten better but I dont know how long it will last.

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