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  1. 09-03-2006, 06:50 PM #1
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    OMG... How to totally PWN yourself the first time you got drunk

    Found this forum thread link on another forum and just had to share with the G|A fam...

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

    (Note: May be unsafe for work... due to the graphic nature of the topic discussed, the topic has been deemed "Rated R" (for strong language and sexual references).

    The site itself is not "unsafe", however the topic is for mature audiences only.)


    OMG!!! (Pwnage just overflows in this situation.)

    Yeah, if this guy is telling the truth, then he really has a problem on his hands... Especially if that is what his subconcious mind does when the concious one has checked out for the night.
    Last edited by DarkFury; 09-04-2006 at 07:50 AM. Reason: Alerting for those who may be at work....


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  2. 09-03-2006, 07:27 PM #2
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    Holy Shi*. That's funny as hell.
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    Wow -- that's just messed up. Yikes!

    (Thank god I've never been drunk, nor plan to be (I hate most alcohol).
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    Holy S**t! With 'best' friends like that, who needs enemies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuruX
    Wow -- that's just messed up. Yikes!

    (Thank god I've never been drunk, nor plan to be (I hate most alcohol).
    Dude....the problem isnt being drunk, its opening your mouth to another man's spu.... oh, wait this is a family site, so my dirty limmerick will go unsaid.

    Seriously though, I dont know of any man or woman who suddenly bats for the home team when they knock a few too many back.
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  6. 09-04-2006, 05:19 AM #6
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    wish i knew this was unsafe for work before i clicked.

    i agree with uf. he must have either been on drugs as well, or he has some sort of attraction for the same sex.
    say "hi" to lumbergh for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by mojo
    wish i knew this was unsafe for work before i clicked.
    Sorry bout that... I didn't figure that the site itself was "non work safe" although the discussion is.


    I have placed a note up there.


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    Here's a rule of thumb. Any sentence that begins "Now, I'm not gay" will not have a happy ending.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faither
    Here's a rule of thumb. Any sentence that begins "Now, I'm not gay" will not have a happy ending.

    even if its a girl? didn't think about that now didja?
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  10. 09-05-2006, 06:14 AM #10
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    hahaha...i'm into page three and just LMAO!
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    hmmm....real or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    hmmm....real or not?
    My money is on not...
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  14. 09-05-2006, 08:35 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    alcohol is the debbil
    He's not "horny" for nothin'... ya know.


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    Bunch of rocket scientists over there on that forum. This place would be a ghost town if the conversation were as dull and repetitive as it is over there. How many more times will someone say "sober thoughts become drunk actions" or "if you're bobbing on knob, you're gay"? So clever!
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    Hm, that's odd. The most I've ever had a drunk straight guy do is grab me and kiss me. He was hot. It was awesome. Though seeing his girlfriend the next day was awwwwwwwwwwkward.

    I guess the equivalent for me would be getting drunk and going down on a girl. That certainly never happened . Though I'm sure there's plenty of video of me drunk and playing with boobies. What can I say, the college girls loved it.
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    a bodybuilder giving head and claims he isn't ghey?

    If that's what a protein shake is, I don't want one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben_Williams
    I guess the equivalent for me would be getting drunk and going down on a girl. That certainly never happened . Though I'm sure there's plenty of video of me drunk and playing with boobies. What can I say, the college girls loved it.
    Me thinks nickel is going to enjoy the thought of you playing with a girls boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwilks98
    a bodybuilder giving head and claims he isn't ghey?

    If that's what a protein shake is, I don't want one.

    HAHAHHAHA I bout died after reading your comment. hehehehehhe!!!!

    that is good times.
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    I was amused at all of the 'roid rage going on in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco
    Me thinks nickel is going to enjoy the thought of you playing with a girls boobs
    that's the stuff you so hope shows up in your dreams.
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