Britney Files For Divorce - Is too used up for anyone to care . . .

**Butch** · 11-07-2006, 01:25 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britne...s-for-divorce/

Britney Spears Files for Divorce

Posted Nov 7th 2006 3:47PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Break-Ups, Britney and Kevin
Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.
K-Fed & Britney --Divorce!!!

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

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Sucks for her . . . she's lost her sex appeal and is now stuck with 2 spawns of Federline . . . wonder who he'll inseminate next.

**Memo** · 11-07-2006, 01:29 PM

I don't know, she was looking pretty good last nite on David Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SWgal1SXs&eurl=

**Dazzling** · 11-07-2006, 01:30 PM

Its about time!!!!

**KIISQueen** · 11-07-2006, 01:34 PM

She finally woke up and smelt the brew

**Butch** · 11-07-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Memo

I don't know, she was looking pretty good last nite on David Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SWgal1SXs&eurl=

Yeah, looked pretty good . . . but hard to get the pictures of her over the past 2 years out of my mind . . . no matter what she looks like now, you keep remembering that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Plus . . . she's got two kids now . . . no more sex symbol status . . . she's just a MILF.

So, what's the over/under on months before she's in Playboy in a desperate attempt to regain sex symbol status and prove she's not ruined after two kids?

**PlayBoyWorld** · 11-07-2006, 01:39 PM

Good thing she had an "ironclad prenup." Betcha K-Fed's head got a tad too large after the release of his album.

**jaja** · 11-07-2006, 01:42 PM

Ya, I believe it’s in her mind for a while and hope she didn't disturb the baby while she was pregnant.

**DarkFury** · 11-07-2006, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by PlayBoyWorld

Good thing she had an "ironclad prenup." Betcha K-Fed's head got a tad too large after the release of his album.

Honestly, he probably doesn't care... He's just out lookin' for his next "victim" probably.

That guy is a waste of skin.

**Dazzling** · 11-07-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by PlayBoyWorld

Good thing she had an "ironclad prenup." Betcha K-Fed's head got a tad too large after the release of his album.

Yeah I think his album is called "Playing with Fire" ....hummm guess he got burned!!

**PlayBoyWorld** · 11-07-2006, 02:00 PM

OMG, talk about quotable quotes. My friend just said "k-fed is f-ked"

**MikeD** · 11-07-2006, 03:28 PM

Britney, the road to recovery covers a long and difficult path. You're past the hardest part, though...you've at least started down this road.

Congrats to Brit. Yeah, she did look good again last night. She can still regain her status.

As for K-Fed...looks like someone is having a hard time with their career.

K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.

“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.

K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.

“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”

Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/

**PlayBoyWorld** · 11-07-2006, 03:35 PM

OMG, I'm STILL laughing! Talk about delusions of grandeur!!!

**RIVERWIDOW** · 11-07-2006, 05:08 PM

Is it just me or did she look really sunburned in the Letterman clip. I also notice she is going with a more grown-up hairdo. I still think she hung in because she wanted another kid and wanted them both to have the same father.

**brainsmile** · 11-07-2006, 05:11 PM

wow now he can really get his rap career going. Ron Artest featuring K-fed

**Memo** · 11-07-2006, 05:48 PM

Eh, I think it's a career move. The weight loss, the appearance on David Letterman, the sudden attention to style would lead me to believe she's planning on making a comeback. As long as she has a joke rapper as a husband no one is going to take her seriously (as they have for the past couple of years.) Perhaps her marriage was even a sham. She had always said she wanted to have kids an be a mother at a young age. Could have used the dude for 2 kids and then left him.

**brainsmile** · 11-07-2006, 07:41 PM

Come to memo?

**Sirrich3** · 11-07-2006, 07:51 PM

I wonder if she had a Pre-nup...

**ShawnLee** · 11-07-2006, 08:19 PM

Nice. It's about time.

**Airencracken** · 11-07-2006, 08:22 PM

I love the fact that this was on CNN on an election day. Sigh...

**PlayBoyWorld** · 11-07-2006, 08:27 PM

LOL, not only was it on CNN--it was Breaking News!!

**Airencracken** · 11-07-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by PlayBoyWorld

LOL, not only was it on CNN--it was Breaking News!!

Yup. That's one of the many reasons that I am misanthropic.

**Memo** · 11-07-2006, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by brainsmile

Come to memo?

???

**Jane83** · 11-08-2006, 01:36 AM

good for her...
if christina aguilara can clean up her act, so can britney.
haha she just needs to lose 20lbs, and hire a stylist

**KIISQueen** · 11-08-2006, 05:01 AM

Originally Posted by Jane83

good for her...
if christina aguilara can clean up her act, so can britney.
haha she just needs to lose 20lbs, and hire a stylist

I agree with you. She did lose those pounds pretty fast.

**KIISQueen** · 11-08-2006, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by Sirrich3

I wonder if she had a Pre-nup...

Yes, Under the agreement, Federline is reported to have a payment of $300,000 a year continuing for half of their number of years they were married.

**Prngr44** · 11-08-2006, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by KIISQueen

Yes, Under the agreement, Federline is reported to have a payment of $300,000 a year continuing for half of their number of years they were married.

So what's that... 2 payments?

Dude might have to work again! Poor guy...

**PlayBoyWorld** · 11-08-2006, 07:23 AM

By normal standards, $300K a year is a decent amount. But you KNOW K-Fed is living large, and he's not about to change his habits. He's gonna burn through that money FAST.

I read that he's going to fight for custody of the kids. Rumor has it he's doing it as a means of getting more money from her. He'll never get custody (hopefully). While Brit is no model for exemplary parenting, she's got to be a gazillion times better than K-Fed.

**Butch** · 11-08-2006, 07:44 AM

Hmmmm . . . apparently, there's a Brit/K-Fed sex tape making the rounds now . . .

WARNING: pixelated vidcap (along with blurb/story) at the link - click at your own risk

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/bri...ape-213216.php