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  1. 06-21-2007, 11:05 AM #1
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    Naked Couple Falls From Roof, Dies

    Very Confusing...What happened here?


    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13536541/d...406202007&ts=H

    COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Columbia police are investigating the deaths of a young couple found naked on a city street after apparently falling four stories from a rooftop.

    Columbia Police Sergeant Florence McCants says the man and woman were in their early 20s. A cab driver found them about 5 o'clock this morning. They were pronounced dead at Palmetto Health Richland Hospital.

    McCants says the preliminary investigation appears to show the couple died accidentally. She says there were no indications of foul play.

    McCants says clothing was found on the roof.
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  2. 06-21-2007, 11:09 AM #2
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    My guess would have to be a rooftop rendezvous gone wrong...
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  3. 06-21-2007, 12:22 PM #3
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    They fell head over heels for one another.
    stay low... keep moving...
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnymk
    Very Confusing...What happened here?
    Honestly JMK, it was quite OBVIOUS what was happening up there.



    THE ROOF!!! THE ROOF!!! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!!

    It's gettin' hot in here... so take off all your clothes...


    But honestly, I hope they came before they went... must've been one hell of a climax. <THUD>


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  5. 06-21-2007, 03:49 PM #5
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    they literally were reaching for heaven it seems
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  6. 06-21-2007, 03:55 PM #6
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    Who would've thought that a parachute was the kind of protection they were lacking! I guess if you gotta go, that's a pretty good way for it to happen.
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