Happy Gilmore

**raimin** · 06-26-2007, 08:21 AM

Bruce "Chubbs" Burger

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2916863

ENICE, Fla. -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tenn., was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

**bachviet** · 06-26-2007, 08:32 AM

Too bad he didn't have a hockey stick

**VTGreg** · 06-26-2007, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by raimin

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

Very glad to hear that this guy is okay, but he is obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. When playing golf in Florida one of the cardinal rules is don't go after your golf ball if it goes into a lake or pond, ESPECIALLY if there is a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

I'd like to nominate this guy for the Darwin award.