Ghost Mailers

[ufcrusher]

Today in the mail, there is a large pink envelope addressed to my girlfriend. So the two of us are sitting there scratching our heads trying to figure out what the hell it is before we open it. Well low and behold, inside the one envelope is another envelope, which says extremely hardcore pictures contained inside. Now that our curiousity is piqued we open up the inner envelope to find that it contains two mini-magazines of adult ads showing everything and anything you can think of. From Transexuals in heat, to getting packed by some meat, to diving for some fun. For the life of us, we can not figure out how this got sent to her.

Anyone else get any "ghost mailers" like that or were we the only lucky ones. Nearest i can figure is one of the freebies she signed up for sold her name. She hasnt signed up for any adult gifts, condoms, or vaginal contraception. Even when they are offered!

[hapoo]

hmm, we used to get those to our old house too for some reason
not any more.

[ufcrusher]

One other thing occurred to me, maybe there is something that she isnt telling me. Hmmm, yeah. That could lead to some interesting possibilities. Oh yeah.

[Loosah]

Even if she subscribes to a magazine like Cosmo, she could end up on a mailing list of this type. I have gotten these in the mail also. It could be someone sent it to her as a joke too.

[Blu]

No return address? Mailing pornographic material to an unconsenting party is a federal crime....

Blu

[Grimm]

Question:
How do they get the ghosts to stay in the envelopes?



(may be I should have read the messages instead of just the topic... nah!)

[Loosah]

Just after reading this I was opening my mail, and I got the strangest "marital aid" I have ever seen (unmarked white box). I am still trying to figure out where it came from and how it should be used.

I guess I will have to go buy some batteries and get to work.

[helius]

There was a adult-sex-toy-type freebie posted a while back where you can choose a "mystery gift"... Did you sign up for that?

[Loosah]

YES! Thank you, I could not figure out for the life of me where it came from. I have to laugh now because I signed my really uptight sister up too. I hope she gets the same thing I did, it is this double vibrating egg contraption.

[Adisharr]

I'll take care of that 'problem' for you..