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    Cool would you pay extra for your lawn care ?

    http://www.11alive.com/news/article_...3&provider=top

    MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- Showing skin is giving one start-up company a boost in business.

    Tiger Time Lawn Care has been on the books for only three months but their offer to cut lawns in bikinis is already catching on.

    Some may say they're loosening the Bible belt in this Mid-South neighborhood.

    Ladies are cutting lawns wearing bikinis, offering more attention to your lawn than it has ever seen.

    "Oh yeah, they honk and yell. They can do everything you can imagine," said Blair Beckman.

    Beckman, 21-years-old, said cutting grass in her bikini beats her former jobs as a waitress and a clerk at Family Dollar.

    "You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need," said Beckman.

    They call themselves Tiger Time Lawn Care and they'll send the shapely "tigers" in bikinis for a slightly higher fee than a normal grass cut.

    "We had a couple of customers sitting in lawn chairs drink beer just enjoying the bikini cut," said Tiger Time Owner Lee Cathey.

    "In the fall we'll go pick up leaves in the bikinis if need be,"
    im not sure i want to draw the extra attention to my yard and home. also i dont think it be all that safe to be cutting the lawn in so little clothing for the girls sake .
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    Saw this on the news last night. Skin sells!
    There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal. - Friedrich Hayek

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    How times have changed. I remember a story from when I was growing up about a woman who was charged with indecency for mowing her lawn while wearing a bikini.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    There's some company in the area that also offer basically "caddie hotties" to assist you during your golf game.

    I'm too particular about my lawn to let someone else cut it but the thought of propping a lawn chair with a cooler while she did it DOES sound appealing.

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    Kudos to the young women for being willing to do manual labor like that. It's not exactly the type of job that most attractive women look for. The only people I've ever seen lawn services around here are overweight men - not really someone you want to see in a bikini!
    Have a groovy day!

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    will jump around too, if they see any bug ?

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    Those poor illegal immigrants !!

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    I love to cut grass! It's a good way to get some excercise and a tan all in one..I wear cut off levi's and a tank top though..not too much skin showing in upstate NY.

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    Heck, it's honest work and she's getting paid well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon
    Heck, it's honest work and she's getting paid well.
    That's what I tell my hoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon54
    That's what I tell my hoes.
    Right before you slap them! ROFLCOPTER!

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    heck, for the right price ill come cut your lawn in a bikini

    its all about what the right price is
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