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    Old People are Great

    This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human
    kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter.

    The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

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    Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

    God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
    citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

    My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my a$$. Thank you for that opportunity.

    Sincerely,

    Edna

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    Ha ha!!!!

    Elderly come-uppance FTW!!!


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    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/newradio.asp (a somewhat "saltier" version).
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markel
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/newradio.asp (a somewhat "saltier" version).
    snopes just had to kill it .
    You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail

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