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  1. 11-17-2007, 06:08 PM #1
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    Sex with a bike?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

    I'm not even sure how one would go about doing this....
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  2. 11-17-2007, 10:32 PM #2
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    Guess that guy opted for the "bananna seat" eh?


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    Ok, I'm not quite sure what he was doing with the bike in his room but if it was in his room (and I'm assuming that it is his bike) why is he being charged with anything? It's sad when you're not even allowed to masterbate in your own bedroom.
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  4. 11-19-2007, 07:13 PM #4
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    It was his room but a hotel maybe? And I can totally see a woman with a bike but ouch! a guy? lol
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  5. 11-19-2007, 07:15 PM #5
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    its weird and kinda freaky, but it seems that it was his bike in his hotel room, so I dont see what the problem is.
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

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  6. 11-19-2007, 07:59 PM #6
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    Apparently he has seen this movie too many times!
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  7. 11-19-2007, 08:53 PM #7
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    When I was a kid, we used to clip poker cards to our bikes with clothes pins so they made noise on the spokes. I wonder if instead he used his......ouch. That's too painful.
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  8. 11-20-2007, 05:25 AM #8
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    why is this illegal? people people purchase and use all types of implements designed to do the same thing.
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  9. 11-20-2007, 08:25 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    why is this illegal? people people purchase and use all types of implements designed to do the same thing.
    Heh...

    Are you a fan of "bike love" Cheapie? I know you love your bike and all... but dayuum... this is really takin' it to the next level.


    Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!




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  10. 11-20-2007, 08:38 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    this is really takin' it to the next level.
    Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!
    (j/k)

    Hey, He said it was all a misunderstanding... Give the guy a break!

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  11. 11-20-2007, 09:30 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Heh...

    Are you a fan of "bike love" Cheapie? I know you love your bike and all... but dayuum... this is really takin' it to the next level.


    Dood really LOVES his bike.. makin' sweet, sweet love to it baby!




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  12. 11-20-2007, 09:42 AM #12
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    Yeah, I don't get why he's now a sex offender. The only justification is that it was a hostel, and maybe other people were around and he was therefore exposing himself to others?
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  13. 11-20-2007, 09:46 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    Ha ha ha ha.....

    You've thought about it... haven't ya?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 11th Reader
    Yeah, I don't get why he's now a sex offender. The only justification is that it was a hostel, and maybe other people were around and he was therefore exposing himself to others?
    It's the UK. Been gettin' weirder over there.

    (Wonder how many I offended with this one?)
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  15. 11-20-2007, 02:59 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by uncledaddy
    It's the UK. Been gettin' weirder over there.

    (Wonder how many I offended with this one?)
    Uncledaddy's may have just pissed off the UK and is the newest name added on the sex offenders list....
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  16. 11-20-2007, 04:15 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by 11th Reader
    Uncledaddy's may have just pissed off the UK and is the newest name added on the sex offenders list....
    UD <---- Backpeddaling.....not!

    I still love their accent.
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