Why I loved "Giants: Citizen Kabuto" (sarcasm)

[Leon]

Sarcasm on

I loved the way this game makes my GeForce2 GTS choke out 20 fps.

I loved the way there is a memory leak and how the game gets progressively jumpier.

I loved the way it crashes you to desktop every other mission.

I loved the way that the first part is interesting, and how the other two parts are rushed and repetitive.

I loved the occasional bug where I can only walk BACKWARDS with Kabuto.

I loved how it's more trouble than it's worth to control Kabuto's Offspring.

I loved how the most of the Reaper Delphi's missions are just jetski races.

I loved how when I tone down the details to get better framerates just results in the same framerates and ugly graphics.

I loved how when I beat the game, it crashed while showing the ending, making me have to beat it the second time.

Sarcasm off

[Leon]

I am currently loving how I cannot uninstall the game.

[LPMiller]

so I'm guessing you didn't like it much.

[LordPolo]

Lets not forget how much fun it was before the patch. Let me bring back memories of suddenly becoming invincible and all map triggers turning off. That always brought a tear to my eye. Then there was the silky smooth goodness of 8 fps on a voodoo 5. That is all you really need right? Lets not forget the mecc level where if you don't set the bomb DIRECTLY under this crossbeam, nothing will happen. I don't know how I could live without this great game. I think it was well done and more game designers should look to this for inspiration.