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    Heh a really bad hair day

    OSLO, Norway (AP) - A British woman's bulging wig did not fool customs agents in Norway who realized she wasn't just having a bad hair day. The wig was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine glued to her head and customs agents detained her on suspicion of cocaine smuggling, authorities said Wednesday.

    The 32-year-old suspect, whose name was withheld, arrived late Sunday at Vaernes airport near the city of Trondheim on a flight from Copenhagen, Denmark, the customs service said.

    "The agent thought she had a great deal of hair and suspected that she was wearing a wig," the agency said. "The wig was examined and the agents found a bag of cocaine."

    Norway's largest newspaper, Verdens Gang, said the cocaine was glued so firmly to the woman's real hair that police brought her to the local hospital to have it removed.

    Kjetil Mjoesund, of Trondheim police, confirmed that it was glued to her head, but had no information about how it was removed. He said she was taken for a routine medical check.

    A court ordered the women held until July 15, pending a formal indictment and trial. http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D91CQ14O8.html
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    she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
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    I guess she didn't wanna swallow the balloon baggie huh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    I guess she didn't wanna swallow the balloon baggie huh?
    not two pounds worth i dont imagine she would want to
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Happy Squirrel
    not two pounds worth i dont imagine she would want to
    Awww c'mon... take one for the team.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    I guess she didn't wanna swallow...
    Awww c'mon... take one for the team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Dayuum... of all people I figured you'd appreciate that one.

    Oh well..


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    I wonder if the "un-named suspect" was Amy Winehouse...

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    I wonder if she was traveling with this guy?
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Dayuum... of all people I figured you'd appreciate that one.

    Oh well..
    Sorry, I was trying to channel you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Sorry, I was trying to channel you
    Hey... there is no way I'd let you anywhere near my "channel".


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    Rear Admiral Lower Half The Happy Squirrel's Avatar
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    wasnt there a case where a guy was being search and one of the ballons in his "trunk sapce" burst and he ended OD'n and there was like a big lawsuit or something against the TSA?? or did i just make all that up, i hav ehad three red bulls today so i may have just invented that but i seem to recall it happening but hten again who knows cuase red bull is crack to us squirrelly types someone help me out here buecase in addition to being jazzed upreally good i appearently forgot how to use punctuation as well o well let me know you know
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