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Thread: At one of my lowest points, I need to laugh.

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    At one of my lowest points, I need to laugh.

    When life gives you lemons, I say you take those lemons and throw them through the b*tches window.

    so here are two awesome youtube vids that actually cracked me up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPelkGNjY5c
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGBcY2IoFSg
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

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    "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
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    The mascots made me LOL.


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    I dunno if you're specifically looking for FAIL vids, or vids of cathartic schadenfreude, but here are some that never fail to make me chuckle at least (I know some of them are old, but I still enjoy them):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9CcotpUrB0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ff8nxEdEk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0a-F0jDFI
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    http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

    Trippy & weird, but funny

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    the baby ones always bring a smile to my face:
    charlie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
    evil look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4DQ-3q2hw
    cracking up baby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

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    I was hoping Charlie the unicorn would shoot those other two unicorns. That was painful - I could not watch more than 90 secs.

    The baby ones were hilarious. The evil baby was extra hysterical.

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    Ok, so this isn't Youtube but I thought this was funny.


    She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

    When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    When her ex-husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

    Then slowly, the house began to smell.

    They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
    Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

    People stopped coming over to visit.

    Repairmen refused to work in the house.

    The maid quit.

    Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

    A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

    Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.

    Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
    He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

    Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

    She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

    And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    3 days ~ Willie Nelson

    3 days I dread to see arrive
    3 days I hate to be alive
    3 days filled with tears and sorrow
    yesterday today and tomorrow

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    If this doesn't work nothing will

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news...oduces_nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by nate el bueno
    OH NO! You've discovered our child-raising secret!
    stay low... keep moving...

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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    3 days ~ Willie Nelson

    3 days I dread to see arrive
    3 days I hate to be alive
    3 days filled with tears and sorrow
    yesterday today and tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by nate el bueno
    Also from the Onion: "Study finds a majority of children strongly opposed to children's healthcare"

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ldren_strongly

    On the question, "Would you like to go to the doctor more?"

    - 68% "Noooooooo!"
    - 15% "I hate you!"
    - 10% "No!"
    - 8% "Go Away"
    - 5% Refused to Speak

    Ok, that adds up to 106%.. well hey it's their numbers
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Chief of Naval Operations Markel's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevster
    - 68% "Noooooooo!"
    - 15% "I hate you!"
    - 10% "No!"
    - 8% "Go Away"
    - 5% Refused to Speak

    Ok, that adds up to 106%.. well hey it's their numbers
    Maybe some responses included all of the first four answers.
    stay low... keep moving...

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    That Silent Library is a riot! Thanks for bringing up my spirits too. Thresh
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    Quote Originally Posted by eSDee
    that's awesome, it's cool to see one of the fiercest MMA fighters just kicking back and having fun.

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