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  1. 04-04-2009, 06:16 PM #1
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    At least he tried?

    Ha! Do they not have sperm banks in Germany?

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    I see Jerry Springer could branch out internationally. I don't know which of the 4 is most indecent.
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    That's awesome. If this is real.. and no one thought to check before hand.. hummm/.

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  5. 04-04-2009, 10:58 PM #5
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    There was a movie like this (minus the hired hand) but the name is escaping me.
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    Wow... actually paying someone to have sex with your wife.

    Now that's a new twist.

    Yeah... he did it JUST for the money. Right...


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  7. 04-05-2009, 12:25 PM #7
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    "Chaos Theory"...that was the name of the movie. Good grief, that was bugging me to death! I finally just googled a couple of key words and found it.
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    this is awesome, since i am right in the middle of a contract law class. lol
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  9. 04-05-2009, 10:59 PM #9
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    honestly, dude should just refund the money...

    He's already "a head" on points in my book.


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    Seriously, how does the dude have the balls to actually charge for his services? You'd think service would be it's own reward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGreg
    Seriously, how does the dude have the balls to actually charge for his services? You'd think service would be it's own reward.
    Maybe he was totally nuts to take the deal, but failed to deliver when the time came.


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    Maybe it is the wife who is making everyone sterile? "It was working before!"
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  13. 04-06-2009, 08:15 PM #13
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    This sounds like one of those mad magazine sections "You're a winner and a loser when..."
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
    A tendancy to
    Atrophy any
    Sense of compassion."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGreg
    Seriously, how does the dude have the balls to actually charge for his services? You'd think service would be it's own reward.

    Maybe she isn't very attractive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    Maybe she isn't very attractive...
    Well 72 tries for $2500 makes him a pretty cheap gigolo. For < $35/pop, I'd hope she's not too bad.
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  16. 04-08-2009, 07:46 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGreg
    Ha! Do they not have sperm banks in Germany?
    this actually brings new meaning to the term "sperm bank." i guess he was acting as the ATM
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  17. 04-08-2009, 07:41 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mojo
    this actually brings new meaning to the term "sperm bank." i guess he was acting as the ATM
    an ass thrusting machine?
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwilks98
    an ass thrusting machine?
    Did you just go "prison rules style" on us?


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  19. 04-08-2009, 09:58 PM #19
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    it would suck for the neighbor having sex with the wife not get the money AND finding out his kids aren't his.

    just for the sake of finding out the kids aren't his would i give the money to the neighbor in sympathy.
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  20. 04-08-2009, 10:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwilks98
    an ass thrusting machine?
    Hmmm...maybe that's why she never got preggers...
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